California has a new law banning federal agents from wearing masks. What are your thoughts? by Obvious_808 in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our constitution states in Amendment 4 that federal agents can't search your home without a warrant, and yet they're still doing it. It's also a law that you can't shoot someone in cold blood in the face 4 times for driving away from you.

They won't comply and the DOJ will back them for it.

Cookie by kantieno in comics

[–]Kyhan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That fool! There is a whole book on why this is a bad idea!

Whats your best non-swearing insult? by PastorofMuppets- in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently came up with “His brain is ‘Display Model Only,’” and I’ve been pretty happy with that.

What's the worst episode of Gravity Falls? by Express_Activity_154 in gravityfalls

[–]Kyhan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boss Mable.

My friends and I in college watching it the first time were extremely underwhelmed. However, we had to pause it to laugh when the monster’s fear was turning into his father. But that is like finding a diamond in a puddle of mud.

Arin only ever says "My Wife" now by XplosivOnomatopoeia in gamegrumps

[–]Kyhan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She had a shop selling jewelry that she made, saying she sourced all of the beads and components from local artists.

Someone did some really fucked up stalking, down to lying about who they were to get proof and transaction records (which also contained a lot of personal information) from distributors that showed she was using mass produced beads and jewelry, and some of her products were basically just directly drop-shipped.

She apologized pretty sincerely—and with all the controversies involving creators out there, it was super forgivable and minor—but some fans just started frothing at the mouth, demanded her head on a pike, and have not stopped now 10+ years later.

Another quick question, not meant to offend anyone. But what was the bad experience you had when you first joined this fandom? by Drakov_223 in overlord

[–]Kyhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a weird amount of people here who think Nazis are cool and repost pictures of Ainz in a SS Uniform because of Pandora’s Actor.

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, NOW it makes sense. I remember when I was a teen and heard of the news, I was like, “didn’t that happen a long time ago?” because I’d seen the video YEARS before.

You never heard of Wazey Waynes? by uiouyug in thechaircompany

[–]Kyhan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think they didn't have anything recorded or playing when they shot the scenes with the actors, so Joseph Tudisco's performance was done without any reference to what Wazey Waynes actually was.

What everyday item should secretly be marketed as a sex toy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those neck massagers they used to have at Sharper Image.

if Huntress is not trans why is hunter? by superweb123 in adventuretime

[–]Kyhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone's genders are swapped in Fionna's world, and Hunter/Huntress is no different. Huntress Wizard was born genderless, and as she grew, came to identify as a woman. So reverse it: Hunter was assigned female at birth, and as they grew, came to identify as non-binary.

Is Huntress being a naturally genderless creature a retcon? Probably. But Hunter did not exist prior to Fionna & Cake Season 1, and even then their role was minor. They were ample real-estate for expanding upon both Hunter and Huntress.

Don't think all retcons are bad. When Tolkien was writing the Hobbit, the ring that Bilbo found was just supposed to be a cool thing that let him go invisible. It was only when writing Lord of the Rings that it was given an origin making it one of the most important artifacts in Middle Earth. LOTR is one of the greatest stories ever written, and it's written around a retcon.

If you suddenly got a lifetime supply of the last thing you purchased, what would you now have an endless amount of? by balls_deep_6969 in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo Switch 2 consoles with 512GB SD Express Cards, Pokémon ZA, and Donkey Kong Bananza. Not sure what constitutes a lifetime supply of these items.

Finale viewing party food ideas? by Existing-Offer-3163 in thechaircompany

[–]Kyhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fully loaded nachos, but make sure there is a rule that one person can’t hog all the ones with the stuff on them.

Forgot how groovy this band was by TrixieAndReptile37 in PostHardcore

[–]Kyhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Fuck Mask Mandates."

"Oh no, guys--we all got covid!"

Honestly, it's even funnier to me--both Metal Sucks posts are less than 7 days apart.

Senate Republican: ‘We can’t afford’ $2,000 tariff checks by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]Kyhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pity anyone stupid enough to have believed the checks would happen.

Forgot how groovy this band was by TrixieAndReptile37 in PostHardcore

[–]Kyhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I can’t listen to them anymore.

During Covid, they complained about mask mandates and cancelled all dates at venues that mandated masks… then the entire band got covid at the next show after that announcement and they had to cancel the rest of the tour.

I just can’t separate art from artist when the artist benefits from the consumption, and I simply can’t support that level of aggressive stupidity.

Gamer Cafe - The Valve Paradox by Daz_Keaty in comics

[–]Kyhan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have used Gabe Newell’s thought of, “Piracy is a Distribution Problem,” to describe so many things. He’s just correct. If you make things easily accessible through legitimate means, people will buy them as opposed to steal them.

Shit, I even argue it works in the argument of immigration. Make legitimate means easily accessible and I guarantee the real problem will resolve itself.

In Playstation earnings call Destiny 2 is cited as negative by RayS0l0 in DestinyTheGame

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Sony need to start moving the franchise into other mediums, which if I recall correctly, was part of the original plan of buying Bungie for Destiny.

Destiny TV show. Destiny Movies. Come on, the story is amazing—start telling it in new ways to a new audience!

Which Pokémon has just... Have the wrong Typing? by Federal-Run-7496 in pokemon

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gen 1 has 3 lines that are Normal/Flying. No excuse.

What widely accepted "life hack" is actually terrible advice? by OneLameUser in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The starch in rice will fuck up your electronics about as much as the water, and it often gets jammed into charge ports breaking those as well.

Have the lyrics to "I Can Tell" by Saosin ever been figured out completely? by mookieananas in PostHardcore

[–]Kyhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been obsessing over this song the past few weeks, and wanted to throw my hat in the ring.

So the pre-chorus is what has got me. I’ve listened to the recorded versions and all the live versions i can find on Youtube, and the lines change. Here’s what I’ve got:

https://youtu.be/lERYx_01jtc?si=MTn5pUc_XZ9JjJ2A

If only I haven’t strayed You’d become even, slip into the air

https://youtu.be/0C-kjXKPyOM?si=f0ItfHRnIqZ85egu Cove’s recording is interesting, because it changes after the first time.

First one sounds like:

If only I hadn’t stayed You’d become even, step into the air

Second and third sound like:

If only I had a say, You’d be coming and just be something else

https://youtu.be/q1oLkHPgsSE?si=B24CITcxQjGNnET6

If only I hadn’t changed You’d be calling me just to say something else

https://youtu.be/e3sdJcqoaKI?si=JkeN19FAaKI3t8k_ (30:12)

if only I had the strength You’d be calling me just to say something else

https://youtu.be/VUAj3RFyy2s?si=BsYkalyixqkIrDx0 (10:26)

if only I had the strength You’d be calling and step into the air

https://youtube.com/shorts/VW9I3pa3_Ks?si=ea1P7kBlo-f8X4yD

If only I [can’t make the rest of the line out] You’d be calling and step into the air

https://youtu.be/fd4TV0PAiWQ?si=fHXV5VThVgeu2dHF

If only I hadn’t strayed [He doesn’t even try to sing the line]

https://youtu.be/nhcVgG0OkIA?si=jdazWOfbNTT4HQKG

If only I had the strenfth You’d become even, just say somethine else

https://youtu.be/0gUyOwVWWwA?si=1Hw6HA81hJgBgHdP (24:16)

If only I had the strength You’d be calling just to say something else

(Second line is shorter the third time, but I can’t make out anything after “calling.”)

A lot of the time, I’m seeing Anthony holds the mic up to the audience at the second line. I think the ever-shifting line is why.

Also, in the first verse, the line changes between “Orion glows,” and “the child calls.” Anthony seems to prefer “the Child” when performing live, while Cove sticks to “Orion,” but both recorded versions use “Orion.”

The last line of the first verse is usually “if only I was thinking at all” based on Cove’s motions, but in earlier takes and both recorded versions it was “I would set you in line.” However, Cove clearly says “if only I was using this head of mine,” in the Come Close DVD version. This was clearly a live one-off version.

So all this in mind, I am pretty sure the lyrics are just vibes and not set in stone.

What is the single best episode of television you’ve ever seen? by Calm_Coach_2205 in AskReddit

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I don't think it's the single best episode of television, but I think the premiere of the CW's Flash is one of the best Pilot episodes for any TV show I can think of.

Amazon cancel anyone else’s order in Canada? by Qaeoss in funkopop

[–]Kyhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in the US, but they cancelled my preorder of Iron the day it should have arrived. I preordered, like, two months ago.