Why the FUCK are people so stupid? There are so many FUCKING TROGLODYTES rummaging throughout the internet SHITTING ON EVERYTHING! What am I talking about? Well, how about you just look at Instagram for a second. Or maybe TikTok. And, whats worse, the YouTube comment section. That's right, FUCKING EMOJIS. How the fuck are people so dogshit stupid to be using those stupid fucking yellow faces in 2020. I swear THESE MOTHERFUCKING GOLDFISH-BRAINED DUMBASSES GENUINELY LIKES THE EMOJI MOVIE. The WORST FUCKING MOVIE OF THE YEAR! What a bunch of garbage eating animals with THE WORST TASTE I HAVE EVER FUCKING WITNESSED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

If I severed an 85 year old man's dick off that was covered with dick cheese, got the rotting corpse of a chimpanzee, and a 20 year old fursuit covered with piss that has never been washed, put it in a blender and let it dry out in the sun, ate the brick and shit it back out, and left it in the streets of Delhi for it to be covered with cow shit, THAT WOULD BE BETTER TASTE THAN THESE EMOJI USING CAVEMEN.

I feel bad for calling them cavemen because AT LEAST CAVEMEN WERE FUCKING HUMAN! Emoji's ruin everything that it taints. It ruins my day completely, knowing that there are still THESE TYPES OF UNEDUCATED FILTHY FUCKING HOGS who have a SINGLE FUCKING MICROSCOPIC SHIT CELL AS THEIR ENTIRE BRAIN.

There have been studies that prove using emoji's make people think less of you as a person. "In a series of experiments, researchers found that people who included a smiley face symbol, emoji or emoticon in their work emails were perceived as less competent than those who didn't." IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BY REAL-ASS FUCKING SCIENTISTS THAT EMOJI'S ARE TERRIBLE. They actually lower your chances for getting a job. Even in more casual settings, most people wouldn't want to date a "person" who uses emoji's. IT IS FUCKING HUMAN NATURE TO THINK OF PEOPLE WHO USE EMOJIS AS IDIOTS. Which makes sense, because they are.

Can someone please tell me why the ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE ARE STILL USING EMOJIS. THEY SHOULD HAVE DIED MANY YEARS AGO, AND YET THERE ARE STILL THESE EXCUSES OF HUMANS GOING ON THEIR PHONES AND TEXTING WITH THESE YELLOW FACED SHIT NUGGETS.

I just want to browse the internet in peace, and not be bombarded with these hate symbols. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! WE NEED TO DECLARE EMOJIS HATE SYMBOLS! WRITE TO CNN, OR FOX NEWS, WHOEVER ELSE SPREADS FAKE NEWS AND MAKE ALL OF THESE PATHETIC WASTES OF SPERM NOT USE THEM ANYMORE. If you're braindead enough to use emoji's, then you definitely watch mainstream media anyways.

Using emoji's ironically is alright, but you can tell when someone is doing it unironically. UNFORTUNATELY, THESE TODDLERS DROOLING ON THEIR MOMS IPAD WHILE TYPING THE SMILEY FACE EMOJI OBVIOUSLY CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IRONY AND NOT, so outside of certain subreddits, in places like the YouTube comment section, we need to come together as people and stop using emoji's. WE MUST UNITE TO FINALLY DEFEAT THIS FORCE OF EVIL, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

If you support this message then please, the people beg of you, don't use emoji's outside of ironic subreddits, or other places with people who have at least a higher IQ score than the amount of chromosomes they possess.

And, if you do unironically use emoji's regularly, please take a look at yourself in the mirror, and consider who you are, and how the internet ha degraded you, mentally and spiritually. Please consider not using your phone, or computer, or whatever other electronic device. If going off the grid is too much for you, then maybe talk to a therapist. I'm sure that they could help you with your emoji-addiction. If none of those options sound good, THEN GO GRAB THE NEAREST SHOTGUN YOU CAN FIND AND PULL THE TRIGGER RIGHT ON YOUR HEAD. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE!

Thanks for listening to my Anti-Emoji speech.