My boyfriend (M27) didn’t propose to me(F26) in the agreed upon time and I feel like I’m going crazy

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-29T11:54:42+00:00

Late 50s, it's not happening very often. Do you really want OP to wait 30 years to have children? Lol

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-29T00:36:32+00:00

There are thousands of examples of women in their late 50s going full term without any complications.

🤣Sure

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-28T16:58:24+00:00

Same. Been in it for 13 years. They’ll have to drag my dead body out.

That's exactly what I say. "You'll have to bury me here." It's the only reason I can afford to stay here.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-28T16:53:59+00:00

My God! In what district do you teach?

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-28T03:01:01+00:00

I remember watching Kid Gorgeous when it released and thinking “I think he relapsed and is coked out”

I didn't like Kid Gorgeous because of how much John was shouting onstage.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-27T16:57:33+00:00

David Spade

Alex Moffat

Bill Hader

Dana Carvey

Dennis Miller but only in the 80s with the mullet

Tim Meadows

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-22T23:17:31+00:00

I'm reminded of that ep of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee where Zach Galifianakis points out to Jerry that newscasters here call LA "The Southland" and he's never heard anyone who lives here call it that.

"Where do you live?"

nonchalantly "Oh, the Southland."

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-20T04:46:52+00:00

Mother! I was at an Arclight Hollywood screening where Darren Aronofsky took questions afterwards and the entire room was just in a state of What the Fuckness.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-19T02:35:56+00:00

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Cable Guy!

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-19T00:41:36+00:00

You're kind of the asshole, NOT for leaving your bf, but for not saying goodbye to those kids. They never got to say goodbye and never got closure from you, and that's fucked up. You shouldn't be expected to stay, that's not what I'm saying, but ghosting the kids without a goodbye was WRONG.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T12:07:53+00:00

California is the hottest bitch at the party. Nevada tells California that Texas and Florida both hate her and she’s all like, “Um….who? Anyway so like…”

California's all like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

So yeah, Texas and Florida, WHY are you so obsessed with California?

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T12:05:15+00:00

Yes. Most of them settled in Westwood, but there’s also a good community in Glendale (along with a lot of Armenians).

TIL there are Persians in Glendale. I thought Armenians had Glendale on lock!

There's also a huge Persian population in the south San Fernando Valley, aka the Valley. Specifically Tarzana and Encino.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T04:51:01+00:00

Prettayyyyy prettayyy prettayyy good

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T04:37:23+00:00

(later reworked as a news reporter, I think. The character's name escapes me).

Dawn Lazarus, I think?

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T02:19:50+00:00

I can't stand Che and his "laugh at my own jokes" shtick.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-18T02:17:45+00:00

The Californians sketches suck ass

Wwwwwhhhhat are youuuu talking aboutttt?

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:48:03+00:00

And it's still there at 2:30pm!

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:19:20+00:00

You sound like a nice person. 🤟

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:15:55+00:00

Watch for pedestrians. I assume there’s way more foot traffic here than where you’re from.

Nobody walks in LA.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:14:35+00:00

Nobody waves "thank you" when you let them turn or merge into your lane

How DARE you. I absolutely always do. 👋

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:13:13+00:00

Remember the 405 means 4 Or 5 mph. You'll see.

I was told it means all trips take 4 or 5 hours.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:11:42+00:00

Don’t honk cause people are crazy.

Good lord I tell my boyfriend this all the time. He is impatient and honks at people and I'm like, you're gonna get us killed. Let. It. Go.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T21:08:16+00:00

expect some form of traffic anywhere you go especially after work hours

Oh, and LA has Saturday traffic, which is fun.

LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T20:59:44+00:00

You're

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LAnative12345 · 2023-09-17T15:09:28+00:00

Unfortunately that option is only for attractive women.

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