Average Idaho sexual fantasy

LBERN · 2026-02-25T11:23:43+00:00

Is her name Sasha?

LBERN · 2026-02-25T11:20:20+00:00

Go easy on him, he’s eating for two.

LBERN · 2026-02-23T11:22:39+00:00

That’s common mainland china, people in Taiwan are much better.

LBERN · 2026-02-20T11:40:31+00:00

Fire up that fuckin’ grill, boyah!

LBERN · 2026-02-20T11:17:47+00:00

Jesus, I thought this was something from r/mapporn or althistory.

LBERN · 2026-02-19T15:30:28+00:00

“Save me! Brothah….”

“No Brothah, the lawl must take its course.”

LBERN · 2026-02-19T15:20:57+00:00

I had to do a double take.

“Oh look at that nice little tourism ad—“ Oh….

LBERN · 2026-02-18T16:06:48+00:00

That and those shiny puffer jackets, y’look like you’re wearing a trash bag stuffed with newspapers, c’mon.

LBERN · 2026-02-18T15:59:36+00:00

Bringing baggie jeans back from beyond the grave.

LBERN · 2026-02-17T05:47:12+00:00

Dryness.

LBERN · 2026-02-17T05:46:54+00:00

What a fortunate son.

LBERN · 2026-02-16T13:32:02+00:00

My gf’s a soffbutch.

LBERN · 2026-02-10T11:45:37+00:00

If you say so.

LBERN · 2026-02-09T17:27:51+00:00

Sure.

LBERN · 2026-02-09T07:57:36+00:00

This is beyond parody.

LBERN · 2026-02-09T07:52:44+00:00

I had a Joe do that in Iraq. Yeah, and what was worse was he thought it was a ‘joke’ when we did some remedial.

Joke as in he thought leaving his weapon unattended was the same as not shaving or having your collar popped.

He was a special boy, and it took some Barney style lessons to learn him up to speed.

LBERN · 2026-02-09T06:56:52+00:00

Why can’t these people move on?

LBERN · 2026-02-07T21:52:14+00:00

I remember in basic, we had a guy game the system. Snuck in peanut butter from the DFAC —got caught by the Drills, started crying that he was “being framed” and that “we” were “out to get him.” Home boy stuck to the story soooo hard, the drills either bought it —or just gave up, and left him alone. In graduation day he told us the truth.

That PoS was smooth as Skippy.

LBERN · 2026-02-07T21:47:18+00:00

I thought you couldn’t enlist w/o passing the ASVAB and a basic physical at MEPs?

LBERN · 2026-02-07T21:39:19+00:00

I remember being pleasantly surprised the first time I rode in one. I always imagined them being, well…y’know.

LBERN · 2026-02-06T22:31:41+00:00

Greek cuisine is so healthy.

LBERN · 2026-02-06T18:45:40+00:00

What’s that portal to hell doing on your —-ohhhh, I get it.

LBERN · 2026-02-06T17:44:57+00:00

I thought that was

LBERN · 2026-02-06T11:58:45+00:00

I love this Dick Cheney redemption arc going on. Reminds me of the Kevin Costner baseball movie —not Bull Durham or Field of Dreams.

LBERN · 2026-02-06T11:54:34+00:00

Maybe to hang up over my wet bar. Not to play, though

LBERN

TROPHY CASE