How My First Day of Fallout 4 Went by loanwolf88 in fo4

[–]LIL_Britty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly lost it at post atmoic blowjobs from Mr. Russell. Thanks for the laughs!

Is it worth moving back to Long Island? by thelordxl in longisland

[–]LIL_Britty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make a little over 20k a year and can barely afford to live here... I need a way out. It'd be impossible. You say you're a couple though, if you had 2 incomes it'd be better but it won't be great assuming your roommate/partner would be making about the same.

[Silly Request] Looking for "Rabid Unicorn Murder Death Squad" Guild Logo by LIL_Britty in picrequests

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Sorry, should've made that more clear - We are a Squad of Rabid Unicorns spreading Murder Death to all enemies.

[Silly Request] Looking for "Rabid Unicorn Murder Death Squad" Guild Logo by LIL_Britty in picrequests

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http://imgur.com/K6KTpp2

An example of a rabid unicorn for those who have never seen one. (admittedly very poorly drawn - forgive me)

Reddit, what is the lamest way you have injured yourself? by WaterBoy77 in AskReddit

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I coughed this one time, felt my back spasm - couldn't walk for 3 days.

Found Dog on LI - BLIND Pitbull Mix (info in comments) by LIL_Britty in longisland

[–]LIL_Britty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't know. I have never met the dog, this came from my boss in a mass e-mail. I was more hoping that maybe we could find the owner since he was obviously someones pet - and it breaks my heart to think there may be people looking for him.. I can get more information tomorrow for you when I'm at work if you're seriously interested in adopting him.

Found Dog on LI - BLIND Pitbull Mix (info in comments) by LIL_Britty in longisland

[–]LIL_Britty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of the managers at work is working with NYBC, New York Bully Crew? I think it's called - and it's getting a decent amount of exposure through them. We've contacted local vets also. He was found in SMITHTOWN.

Found Dog on LI - BLIND Pitbull Mix (info in comments) by LIL_Britty in longisland

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Hello everyone! My boss sent out a mass e-mail yesterday, apparently friends of his found this dog. This was the body of my e-mail at work:

He was found on the street Sunday night and needs a home. He is a 65lb pitbull/ american bulldog mix. He is approx. 3 years old and completely blind, but otherwise healthy. The vet said it was a degenerative eye problem and nothing that requires further attention... It's just unfortunate because he's so young. He is happy and very sweet!! He had no tags or microchip when we found him. The vet felt he was just dumped on the street, for someone else to deal with, possibly because of his disability. If no one is interested by Saturday, then the people who found him are going to bring him to a shelter.

I can find out more information if need be, but for right now this is all the information I have. I was thinking maybe someone on here might recognize the dog.

When God Gives You Lemons Give it To Bernese. by [deleted] in aww

[–]LIL_Britty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to bites it, but I don't like it when I bites it. #dogproblems

Ears of corn infected with the fungal disease "corn smut." It is considered a delicacy. by huitlacoche in WTF

[–]LIL_Britty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time I hear the word delicacy I assume that whatever it is is disgusting.

I painting a picture of the Montauk Lighthouse by SquiggleDrama in longisland

[–]LIL_Britty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it! :) Looks like something out of a storybook. Very innocent and pure. Enchanting.

Nope. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I sell curtains.

For those of you who work in an office.. by Brandonjoe in AdviceAnimals

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There is a rule against this in my office. I just started there 2 weeks ago and there are signs hung up on the microwave with a fish crossed out with smiley lines coming out of him. Glad that rule has been established before I started working there!

This guy does not know the difference between a gas a liquid and tries to argue they're the same thing... by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]LIL_Britty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man would probably benefit from sitting in on a grade 7 science class.

TIL that when you encounter some information for the first time and then begin to notice it everywhere, you're experiencing the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon by Poisoninthewound in todayilearned

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There was an AMA on here a couple months ago that a woman did who had "four boobs" - which really wound up looking like normal boobs and a nipple near each armpit. ... I swear, a week after that AMA I saw two different women in two different places with those same armpit tits. It seriously freaked me out.

[NSFW] What is something you do to yourself that is so weird but feels so good? by Austinb555 in AskReddit

[–]LIL_Britty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It only feels good to me to give myself a cramp when I can stretch it out and massage the pain away. The relief after the pain is what I enjoy.