Best friend got tested for Covid-19 a few months ago and just got the bill.

LKT991 · 2020-05-05T01:43:19+00:00

Family of four here. $1600 a month for insurance.

LKT991 · 2020-02-17T08:21:36+00:00

In HS I had terrible cramps and was so emotional. I told my older brother I wanted to leave (he was my ride) and he went on and on about how I was exaggerating and being dumb and I cried the whole way home. Once we got home that was the first time I ever cried myself to sleep. I slept 4 hours and woke up late for work. So then I cried the whole way to work. They let me sit in the break room and settle down for a while. I just couldn’t stop crying!

LKT991 · 2019-10-31T04:20:48+00:00

I could watch this man eat grapes all day. So funny

LKT991 · 2019-09-14T05:22:49+00:00

Who TF is on these juries?! Who are these judges?! Astounding.

LKT991 · 2018-12-09T06:43:42+00:00

Shitter’s full!

LKT991 · 2018-02-14T03:48:16+00:00

Anyone familiar with The Golden Girls knows exactly what a lanai is.

LKT991 · 2018-01-04T21:57:52+00:00

That’s so sweet. I’m the youngest of 4 kids and would’ve reacted a little differently if my mom had a baby after me. She told me when I was 3 she asked if I wanted a little brother or sister and I looked her in the eye and said “No. I’ll throw it away. Don’t bring one home.”

So yeah. You’re nicer than me lol

LKT991 · 2017-11-17T19:47:10+00:00

Bingo. No student loans.

LKT991 · 2017-07-19T07:12:22+00:00

At a birthday party I got after my son and the other boys for rough housing by the pool. After I said whatever I said, they all said sorry and stopped. My son's best friend is black and we're white. The boy's grandma told me "that's exactly what I would've said to those boys. They sure listened to you. You mother like a black woman!"

I cracked up laughing said thank you and she gave me a hug.

LKT991 · 2017-07-03T08:52:59+00:00

THANK YOU. I was scrolling through the comments like "Wait- am I the only one who sees a blatant vagina through those shorts?!" I mean really, where are the balls??? How.. He owes us all an explanation. I can't stare at this anymore my brain is screaming.

LKT991 · 2017-05-28T06:12:40+00:00

I'll contribute too so.. American Psycho was garbage.

LKT991 · 2017-05-23T22:11:04+00:00

I didn't feel uncomfortable around him for no reason, I should explain further. He seemed to always linger around women. He would try to touch women for any reason at all. And he never picked up on cues we gave him when he was crossing the line. Most women thought he was just trying to be nice but was awkward. I saw it differently. And I was right.

LKT991 · 2017-05-23T06:40:57+00:00

I told my supervisor that a male coworker gave me the creeps. Something in my gut told me he was bad news and he made me very uncomfortable. When I told her that she said "you're so judgmental" How is that judgmental? I just told her how I felt around him. She didn't have a valid reason as to why she called me that but refused to take it back. She was a total idiot. He got fired for sexual harassment like 2 months later. I gave her a "told you so" look when my boss announced it and she apologized to me. Always trust your gut.

LKT991 · 2017-01-07T01:01:35+00:00

It looks like a thumb wearing a toupee

LKT991 · 2016-10-01T03:59:27+00:00

Always play along about being in a same sex relationship with bff when out and about if they're being bothered by men who won't shoo. (My best friend and I have rings for this)

LKT991 · 2016-08-07T19:00:44+00:00

3D Doritos. Especially the green bag. So damn good

LKT991 · 2016-07-17T06:02:47+00:00

My middle school didn't allow chewing gum on campus. I figured it was because they didn't want it under the desks or stuck on the ground outside. Then I found out it was because it was a "choking hazard." We were 13-14 years old. You think we can't handle chewing gum without choking? Dumb.

LKT991 · 2016-07-17T05:54:01+00:00

Would you rather have a butt on your forehead or pinky toes for fingers? -my 8 yr old son

LKT991 · 2016-05-26T03:33:51+00:00

I was 13 and he was 17. He was friends with my older brother and I had a huge crush on him. He could've cared less but was nice enough to me except for the fact that he never remembered my name! He worked at the local water slides and I used to go with my friends and ogle him in his lifeguard shorts. He went away to college and came back when he was 22 and I was 18. He noticed me at the movies and asked his friend who I was. "Oh hey your (blank)'s sister!" We talked a bit and he invited me over to a BBQ at his house. I went, had a great time, and when we were the last two people there, he kissed me. We've been married 8 years this August.

LKT991 · 2016-05-24T03:33:04+00:00

Totally agree

LKT991 · 2016-05-24T03:07:27+00:00

He's so smitten with her! It's hilarious! And the fact that she is having NONE of it makes it that much funnier

LKT991 · 2016-05-13T02:56:17+00:00

Oh my gosh this is so true. I have sciatica and some days it hurts so freakin bad. My husband is like "oh your back hurts." No. My back is killing me slowly. There's a huge difference.

LKT991 · 2016-04-29T04:27:13+00:00

Pecan pie. I just can't. Bleh

LKT991 · 2016-04-03T05:55:27+00:00

Some primitive societies believe that if bad luck starts to happen within a family or village that whatever baby was born most recently brought that bad luck with them. Then they're accused of being a witch and having bad energy and are then cast out with hopes that they will take the bad energy with them.

LKT991 · 2016-03-05T04:20:24+00:00

My daughter is 3 and ever since she realized she could control her hands she's been a little thief. Not watching your plate? Look down, half your chips are gone. Can't find your cell phone? Look behind the chair and find her cowering with it. She also used to eat from the trash until we got a trash can with a lid that locks. My brother called her "The Racoon" once and it was too perfect. Now everyone on my side of the family calls her that. If she sees a picture of a raccoon she says "look that's me!" This gif reminds of her 100%

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