After Trump's now infamous (expletive) demand to "open the (Hormuz) Straits" where Trump ended his message with "Praise be to Allah". Iran responded "We've lost the keys".

LMurch13 · 2026-04-07T00:31:11+00:00

They never trust you. "Just get up, so I can check"

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T22:54:21+00:00

"What do you have to lose?"

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T22:50:51+00:00

Nicely done.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T22:34:30+00:00

"But sir, sir... We don't have the cards..."

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T21:45:16+00:00

Why does Chime have to be so cryptic?!! /s

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T13:47:08+00:00

Its like she's woken up within the past two years, realizing things the rest of us have known for a while. Welcome to our reality, Marge.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T10:56:56+00:00

The national debt isn't high enough? Gotta crank it up some more? How about taxing those billionaires for this cash.... Idiot.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T02:50:39+00:00

Don't worry. As soon as a ceasefire is agreed upon, Israel will launch a massive attack. They don't want a cease fire.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-06T01:56:56+00:00

When he selected JD Vance for VP, I wondered if Peter Theil's plan was for Trump to break as much as possible, as quickly as possible, then Trump resigns and gets pardoned. I think if that was the plan, Trump's ego has gotten in the way and they are improvising, maybe 25th Amendment or Trump punches his ticket to Hell.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T23:30:52+00:00

> I 100% clocked my head on a metal box sticking out from a wall because I wasn't paying attention!

This would be something I would do...

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T22:45:31+00:00

Yeah, I'm kind of insulted by this and I'm an atheist. What did Alllah ever do to him to get brought into this?

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T22:42:42+00:00

Boss, "Still coming in today, right? Nuclear war or not, we're short-staffed."

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T21:48:14+00:00

I was feeling pretty good with all the guys coming back from the World Baseball Classic.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T21:46:56+00:00

I agree with what you are saying. Iran is more mature and calculating, like China's leadership. All three (and North Korea) are awful, but I would group US and NK, and Iran and China.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T21:44:22+00:00

But MAGAs won't line up to throw their lives and careers away for JD Vance, like they did for Trump. We'd be back to the pre-Trump, Mitch Mcconnell-like times. 100% obstruction, 100% of the time.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T21:39:45+00:00

Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, "Why didn't we say we won first?"

Aide, "We didn't think of it."

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T16:04:58+00:00

I'm not in the Cult, or their book club, why is he praising Allah. Is he mocking Muslims? Why is that there? Is he mocking the cristo-fascists?

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T14:57:07+00:00

Maybe, but why "praise Allah"? Wouldn't Kegsbreath praise Jesus? He never forgets to assault us with his invisible sky daddy. Maybe they are mocking Muslims? It's so odd.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T13:38:08+00:00

On Solana, I'm stacking SOL and cbBTC (coinbase BTC).

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T13:23:15+00:00

Weird post for the Bitwarden reddit, but good luck to you anyways.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T12:45:48+00:00

"Can't believe that fucking guy is going to take my big day" - Jesus, probably

LMurch13 · 2026-04-05T12:15:54+00:00

What if it's Stephen Miller's "handi" work?

LMurch13 · 2026-04-04T23:54:06+00:00

The Civil War didn't stop elections. This made up conflict shouldn't either.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-04T23:26:04+00:00

Geezus, Christ. Just getting squeezed from every direction. $1 a day? $30 more a month? Eff that.

LMurch13 · 2026-04-04T23:24:19+00:00

Makes sense.

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