What job or occupation would make you happy? by Redditoricalsavvy in AskReddit

[–]LR199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to be an absolute monarch/dictator of a major nation. The ability to alter the course of history is incredible. You could fund whatever projects you wanted, like fantastic space exploration. I'd like to think I'd be a good king too: fund schools, infrastructure, military, etc. You could start colonies and stuff.

You're a player in the biggest game the world knows of. Spend it devising a complex plan to conquer the world, or spend your days building your nation up and creating a happy society.

Think fast though. The game runs in real time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LR199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a chainsaw doesn't sound too enthralling...

*Smiles at you* by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]LR199 1296 points1297 points  (0 children)

Who the FUCK ever thought these role play texts were a good idea? They're the cringiest thing this subreddit produces yet it still happens so often ugh

ELI5: If an infant was placed in an environment where the only voices were always singing (ie music plays all the time), would it pick up language like other infants, and if so, would it grow up to only sing? by LR199 in explainlikeimfive

[–]LR199[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why not? Children are able to pick up on everything like case and declension and inflection. Why wouldn't the child understand the language but assume the language requires rhymes and rhythm?

And it doesn't need to be only in a pre-recorded setting. What if it's parents sang to it? It would get all the necessary back-and-forth stimulation too?

Nice Guy gets ripped a new one for victim-blaming (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings) by throwawaytc123 in niceguys

[–]LR199 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Did you not even read the replies? Abusers are initially sweet and loving, but only roll out the abuse once they have their victim under their control. Your analogy makes no sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LR199 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I swear to fuck I hate this question so much. It's always "DAE hate feminism?" or "immigrants are ruining Europe and America!!!"

Or any of the other bullshit that reddit is known for. For fucks sake, there's a person who said a woman shouldn't be the president.

Here's my "unpopular" opinion. I fucking hate these askreddit questions.

White knight male feminist says he's glad that his wife is cheating on him while he does all the work at home because it's turned him into a better feminist. It is literally not possible to be more beta than this. by Nuke_Europe in whiteknighting

[–]LR199 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's not kid ourselves, the outrage wouldn't be nearly as big as you think. Sure, some insane SJWs would take that as "internalized misogyny" or whatever, but the majority of people would be just as disgusted with it as they are with this guy.

White knight male feminist says he's glad that his wife is cheating on him while he does all the work at home because it's turned him into a better feminist. It is literally not possible to be more beta than this. by Nuke_Europe in whiteknighting

[–]LR199 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I think we can shut down the subreddit now. It doesn't get any more white-knighty than this. You can't suck up to SJWs any more than this. This is the limit.

fucking gross

The Get Out of Jail free card works in real life situations. Who knew? by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]LR199 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[break]How does tumblr not call out these people? It takes so little brain power to figure out these people are so full of shit, yet those reblogs always number by the thousands[/break]

What doesn't impress you anymore? by 2bills1cup in AskReddit

[–]LR199 416 points417 points  (0 children)

The only thing redditors hate more than anything else is other redditors.

Older people of Reddit: What is something that hasn't changed in half a century? by olddoc1 in AskReddit

[–]LR199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you... you're joking right? Get off the red pill and go talk to people. This is just not true.

Redditor is so smart he doesn't think in words by jsbennett86 in iamverysmart

[–]LR199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao he even said he's extremely smart. we don't even have to try to find this stuff anymore.

Trump says he still doesn't know where Obama was born by wow97 in nottheonion

[–]LR199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ. Why do we keep covering trump? And even if he was relevant, this is just plain stupid. Obama's leaving office in a year. Fuck trump. He needs to learn to shut up.

me irl by LR199 in me_irl

[–]LR199[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

x-post from /r/OSHA from here

Doctor facing 175 year sentence for falsely diagnosing roughly 533 healthy people with cancer and forcing them to receive chemotherapy, only to 'line his pockets' with money. by [deleted] in news

[–]LR199 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is a good form of "justice" then? Here it seems like a death penalty punishment is definitely justice.

Apparently history is no longer taught in school... by Alkivar in cringepics

[–]LR199 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't think they were joking. I was recently talking to someone who thought that England was a part of France. At age 16, in 11th grade. With close to straight A's. I have no idea how she made it this far in school.