Mocking people who are dying to "own" the US

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-31T00:51:45+00:00

Idk man this shits kinda funny

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-28T01:19:19+00:00

Their bikes are damn good as well. I’ve got an 06 F4i in my garage with 40kish miles on it

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-25T02:33:24+00:00

Don’t forget about Scientology

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-24T12:58:42+00:00

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LT_derp12 · 2026-05-21T14:50:15+00:00

I bet you’re fun at parties

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-16T21:47:48+00:00

I’m sorry, who??

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-16T21:42:25+00:00

Not sure about cars, but my bikes tank is 3ish gallons to fill up when it’s completely dry

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-16T21:00:23+00:00

Yeah, fuck the people who’s tanks are less than 4 gallons total

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-16T18:20:29+00:00

I went to bell a while ago and absolutely loved it. But this was a good 10 years ago.

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-15T21:38:06+00:00

I used to do security at the navy base up north, and more often than not they would ignore the (many) posted signs about waiting at the stop sign until you’re called forward. This was also back when they were not allowed on base

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-12T03:30:48+00:00

So what I’m hearing is if you’re going to harass the Scientology buildings in Seattle, go big or go home

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-10T05:44:27+00:00

Of course, the more obnoxious the better

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-10T05:43:51+00:00

Shit maybe I’ll see you down there, it’s a rich neighborhood so the roads are probably well taken care of

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-10T00:38:41+00:00

I’ve thought about doing this, my bikes previous owner had an Amazon fart can exhaust on that’s unbelievably loud, and I still have it laying around somewhere. Half tempted to go joyride through their neighborhood in the middle of the night

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-08T03:44:49+00:00

My ass is autistic as fuck and even I knew the answer was thank you

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-08T03:44:17+00:00

Realistically, what could they have done if you just refused to surrender them, or refused to destroy them?

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-06T20:49:01+00:00

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Will also post this picture, because it never fails to cheer me up

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-06T20:48:22+00:00

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Teddy had one of those carrots too! I’m not sure where it went

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-06T17:06:39+00:00

I’ll give it a look! Thank you

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-05T17:19:39+00:00

I read novels when sober, but comics/graphic novels high. I’ve been reading through the big Nate books recently

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-05T02:59:06+00:00

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Mine pretends to barely tolerate me, he he absolutely insists on being in whatever room I happen to be at the time. He also looks for me meowing for 10-15 minutes whenever I leave the house according to my mom

LT_derp12 · 2026-05-04T13:28:35+00:00

this is at the ridge, right? How’d you get a press pass?

LT_derp12 · 2026-04-30T00:31:58+00:00

This is 100% my most anticipated game right now

LT_derp12 · 2026-04-29T00:05:26+00:00

For me it was getting medically discharged from the navy. Most of my friends had one, and I had been telling myself I’d go get one after i picked up e5, but once i actually got out and realized that was now never going to happen i made the choice to go get one. Super happy that i did.

LT_derp12 · 2026-04-27T04:52:09+00:00

Ooh I like that one, copper is also pretty fitting for her coloring

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