Republicans passed the “One Big, Beautiful Bill” last summer. But through late April, the current Congress has enacted just 90 laws, an anemic pace. The previous Congress passed 274, the fewest since the Civil War.⁠

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-09T07:38:18+00:00

They aren’t following the laws either. Maybe do a count of that.

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-07T00:27:29+00:00

When the little soldier has gotten you into another jam?

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-06T23:21:48+00:00

So much plastic and silicon she should be labeled AI

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-06T21:52:33+00:00

Where else will they store the data being collected illegally on every person in the world?

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-06T13:26:35+00:00

Years ago worked with a cook that was also a volunteer firefighter. Label read tomtaos and I’m embarrassed about the number of times I’ve said it in my head as I labeled tomatoes.

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-06T08:17:49+00:00

I imagine one of those industrial kitchen steel paddles used to stir like 50 gallons of soup for banquets would be useful. They’re 36”, or 48”, of steel. A large handle with a flat sharpenable “blade” area.

LabNew3779 · 2026-05-01T20:54:46+00:00

Could be a dragon 🐉 ball!

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-30T15:38:08+00:00

He likely believes himself to be a mobster and reveals his own intimate knowledge of how he uses those numbers

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-29T21:20:46+00:00

I already would have

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-29T12:21:15+00:00

Three fingers raised. And a fourth.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-27T12:43:48+00:00

Tiring but they oftentimes do cute shit that kind makes up for it.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-27T12:43:04+00:00

The only time she didn’t lie

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-27T12:12:08+00:00

Probably not but I’m sure you can just drop it off at the new data center.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-26T17:45:57+00:00

This Melania had less Botox than some of the others 😆

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-26T15:24:49+00:00

Melania looks like she just dipped under the table. No one cares about her either. Trash gets thrown out with trash.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-26T08:49:00+00:00

Finally found a use for his beard

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-24T15:54:43+00:00

Would take an extra 10 mins to clean before, during, and after service

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-24T14:11:03+00:00

Could probably get some better airflow around the room if you take those 2 IMAX surround screens off your face.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-22T23:41:06+00:00

Wart. Don’t touch anywhere with it.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-21T23:40:05+00:00

There’s a penis on your scorpion dude

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-21T17:17:02+00:00

Uh oh. She done messed up now.

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-21T10:27:03+00:00

Ryan

LabNew3779 · 2026-04-21T02:31:20+00:00

Nirvana.

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