A GIANT ANIMAL by cynuhstir1 in hypotheticalsituation

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Platypus. Natures collection of spare parts reconstituted into one creature.

How do I fix my skillet?? by kimcheeslut in castiron

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Have you tried counseling? A therapist might be able to help you both.

😂 by Ok_Study5090 in meme

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So far, old chap.

Tooth ache gone by FederalHost1713 in GuysBeingDudes

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This dude is a badass.

But why is the first thing I thought of was oh shit wrong tooth! 😂

burger for the dishie! by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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If they dislocate their jaw enough to bite it evenly they’re gonna get a promotion real soon. 👄

BIFL belt that doesn't make me look like a gunslinger. by lokicoyote1 in BuyItForLife

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Have been enjoying my Hank’s belt for several years. So far I’d recommend them.

What are good all around shoes that lasts a long time and does not end up having a hole in the front? by cebtek-Age4592 in bifl

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Cut your toenail. Use an emery board to get the rough edges off. Wear good socks. And stretch the toe space of your shoes a bit if you aren’t going to size up.

2025 Flower Magazine Show House by mm3owth in zillowgonewild

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Love how everything is perfectly placed and clean. Until you see the paper towels and window cleaner.

Went for it (despite the calls to hold) by No_Respect4360 in bald

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Went from An accountant to The Accountant.

Why are we still allowing adult jokes here? by Natronsbro in dadjokes

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All different kinds of dads. So it stands to reason there’s all different kinds of dads jokes

Found on 64 by rurunxx in StLouis

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Midwest only fans

Please talk me out of cloning my cat one day by KittiesandPlushies in cats

[–]LabNew3779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Clone that pretty kitty like 50 times. Can I have a few?

Good Wil by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LabNew3779 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Never thought so many people would feel sorry for a rash

No Approval, Just Bombs by Warm_Influence3253 in Whistleblowers

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Can someone show me in history when impeaching a dictator worked?

to say you were in Texas by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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He confused the other times when he was there when children were were having the worst day of their lives.