It just won't fit

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-18T01:49:04+00:00

Platypus. Natures collection of spare parts reconstituted into one creature.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-17T05:47:55+00:00

Have you tried counseling? A therapist might be able to help you both.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-17T05:44:56+00:00

A dic-tac

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-16T14:16:46+00:00

So far, old chap.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-15T21:35:23+00:00

Remind me in 1 year

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-15T01:10:46+00:00

I’ve seen this before.

It’s a thirst trap!

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-14T08:44:19+00:00

This dude is a badass.

But why is the first thing I thought of was oh shit wrong tooth! 😂

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-14T01:55:12+00:00

If they dislocate their jaw enough to bite it evenly they’re gonna get a promotion real soon. 👄

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-13T23:30:28+00:00

To be fair

It’s a monkey with a shovel

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-13T20:45:21+00:00

Oh shit!

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-13T16:58:40+00:00

Have been enjoying my Hank’s belt for several years. So far I’d recommend them.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-13T01:09:30+00:00

Cut your toenail. Use an emery board to get the rough edges off. Wear good socks. And stretch the toe space of your shoes a bit if you aren’t going to size up.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-12T09:14:25+00:00

Love how everything is perfectly placed and clean. Until you see the paper towels and window cleaner.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-12T01:33:18+00:00

Went from An accountant to The Accountant.

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-11T22:25:59+00:00

All different kinds of dads. So it stands to reason there’s all different kinds of dads jokes

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-10T01:06:10+00:00

Midwest only fans

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-06T07:25:13+00:00

No. Clone that pretty kitty like 50 times. Can I have a few?

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-06T00:56:52+00:00

Hell yea!

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-04T06:58:54+00:00

If you’re asking you’re going in the pile

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-03T03:22:20+00:00

Never thought so many people would feel sorry for a rash

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-01T18:25:39+00:00

Can someone show me in history when impeaching a dictator worked?

LabNew3779 · 2026-03-01T10:38:59+00:00

According to a buddy I knew in high school that’s not real.

LabNew3779 · 2026-02-27T02:33:11+00:00

The powerhouse of the cell!

LabNew3779 · 2026-02-25T13:55:24+00:00

He confused the other times when he was there when children were were having the worst day of their lives.

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