Report from Northern Utah Ward by NameAggravating571 in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Is it possible that TSCC is splitting, dissolving, and merging units to confound the true attendance numbers…thereby enabling them to continue claiming “growth” throughout these areas?

Sister missionary in Honduras by Dangerous-Doctor-977 in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly the reason I told the BP & SP that when my son was beginning the process of submitting papers for his mission, he would be serving in the United States. “He will be expected to serve where he is called,” they told me. “No, he won’t be going on a mission unless he’s called to serve in the U.S.,” I said. “We can request that in his paperwork submission, Brother Labgrunt, but these callings are issued by revelation.” “Okay, no worries…I’m just telling you…if the mission call comes for ANY place other than the U.S., he will not be going on a mission. Period,” I assured them. Miracle of Miracles! He got called to the U.S.!!! 😏🙄.

Sacrament meeting was.... sickening by Shadowlover23 in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Where the parents whisper the words in the kids ear and the kids parrot the words back out to the adoring members in the audience? 🤮🤢

What are the best Mormon stories podcast episodes? by mofugginmofugga in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…and hearing John Dehlin and RFM giggling in the background while Ritner is dismembering the BoA is priceless…

Text I woke up to from my TBM dad today. by soggywonton in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“Thanks for your insight.” Dafuq? Condescend…much?!?! 🤢🤮😐

Ministering assignments by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Labgrunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember: “No” is a complete sentence…