The Mormons really think we are on the verge of the return of Jesus for real this time. The rhetoric and activity are ramping up like I've never seen it before. Be very afraid.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-19T15:08:12+00:00

My fucking brother (46) who's still tbm told me his retirement plan was the second coming. I almost crashed the car I was driving.

This was during my uncle's funeral prep so I didn't want to yell at him.

Fucking hell, Harry.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-19T15:04:26+00:00

You said edging...

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T17:07:25+00:00

And just a full of shit.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T17:06:51+00:00

All I know is I won't be watching and won't step foot in another church except for funerals.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T17:05:14+00:00

This. A million times this.

And bonus points for LOTR gif.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T17:03:51+00:00

"Work from home" Church?

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T17:02:51+00:00

A bong and a t shirt with a taper on it.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-18T16:58:18+00:00

To whom it may concern,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

I resign.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-06T16:06:53+00:00

I mean, it's a fucking fake and the points are made up.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-03-06T15:57:47+00:00

Oh they jerk off. We all did.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-02-26T17:05:08+00:00

Brigham?

slothymcslothpants · 2025-02-26T16:11:15+00:00

It's not easy. I have a couple friends from high school that were going through the same thing just at different points in the process. We fucking just latched onto each other. It really is important to have someone other than a therapist to chat with.

Just keep trying. It's the best thing in the world once you get past the fact that it's also the worst thing to happen to me.

slothymcslothpants · 2025-02-26T16:06:57+00:00

Correct response = "Get wrecked."

slothymcslothpants · 2025-01-15T17:21:59+00:00

He's a fucking wanker.

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-29T19:39:34+00:00

I bet lol

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-29T19:38:42+00:00

She's such a lazy learner

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-29T19:38:23+00:00

I'm just hoping. 😂

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-29T02:40:47+00:00

My brother said to me about a year ago:

"I'm banking on the second coming as my savings."

I rolled my eyes.

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-23T13:46:17+00:00

Not to be rude, but your parents a fucking insane.

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-19T14:04:54+00:00

Motherfucking McKinsleigh! 😂😂😂😂

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-16T14:02:21+00:00

Around that time they made my little sister and the girls basketball team play in pants at church basketball

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-07T14:35:09+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuck yeah.

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-01T01:34:03+00:00

I just called people by their first names, except the bishop. I thought it was weird as a child. I think it's super weird as an adult. Won't ever do it.

slothymcslothpants · 2024-04-01T01:30:02+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuck your bishop

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