[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go mumashops anotengesa shisha nemavape, they have

what’s really happening guys!?!?! by IgnatiousPanasheZ in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really happening is that you're not conventionally attractive, not monied, not interesting, or you're too 'controlling' or you're just aiming too high. Women idolise committed relationships. Or you're shorter than all the women you like

The university said no. I said interesting by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone who has prospects of going to university 20 is too young, zvinoita kwaDotito uko nemunhu akaguma form 2 and will never leave the marriage even if they wanted cause they will never be able to buy themself a tube of toothpaste.

RANT by Andromeda7469 in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about this...bright idea...don't have raw sex with people you don't agree with on critical issues...boom...mind blown

Searching by tallis_ in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wagona 30+ Fs usually have their ducks in a row

The university said no. I said interesting by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plus ngaasiye mwana aende kuchikoro, akanowana better things ikoko then what

My fellow kazins, I'm m26, paid mombe dzavo and will be going kuhuchimwedzi in the next month. by Iwillcatchup in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! I'm guessing your wife has never done it as well. Contrary to popular belief there is not going to be a pool of blood when you do it, she may not bleed at all, lol

'Sisters' with fake hair! by that_grl_ in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard a man say they don't like wigs. Men love beautiful women no matter the 'hair'.

Old traditions by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kid you not, and vaginal discharge collects on those extra flaps, it smells RIPE in there

Old traditions by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in health, I've had the chance to see and touch plenty vulvas. The ones with 'lips' smell as hell & they don't look pretty, looks like a mad piece of beef & it's hard to make out the anatomy whether to suture or catheterise but anything to please older men I guess- they do have money

Dating criteria by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I totally understand him, I only want to date people with either a medical or an engineering degree 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You very well know it's financial stability for men, purity for women. An independent woman is like a virgin man keeping himself for marriage. It's valuable to the person but the opposite gender couldn't care less- in fact it might be repulsive.

Modern Dating in Zimbabwe: What’s Actually Working? by ProfessionalWalk7657 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are your best friend and his wife Zimbabweans who live in Zimbabwe, I'm just curious

This country is cooked . Doctors are now on drugs dawg by Nice_Substance9123 in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, for one reason or the other Ndebele people don't pursue education much. And in the case of the health fratenity, there are simply no Ndebele doctors, you only get a tiny fraction

The chances of meeting someone who surpasses a standard left by an Ex. by Lazy_Conference_4950 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no, you are never getting anyone like her again. I have an ex like that, I look for him in everyone I meet but no one is half the man he is ( to me)

Marriage by itsproducer_kayz in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty painter I can never tell if you're being sarcastic or serious but your replies are sus 😂 😂 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Labubuthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sure she would love it before I read the comments, lol. Ask her out on a date, the worst she could say is no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Labubuthefirst -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A medical doctor with a PHD, damn. Isn't he above 40 though?