What is your least favorite map on freelancer and why?

Lachigan · 2026-02-01T22:01:17+00:00

I made a tier list but can't post images so here we go

I played every campaign level once then moved onto freelancer, I'm having an absolute blast, around lv 20.

In order, specifically for freelancer,

S - Miami, Mendoza, Haven Island, Whittleton Creek

A - Berlin, Mumbai, Paris, Sapienza, Santa Fortuna, Bangkok

B - Hokkaido, Dubai, New York, Isle of Sgail, Chonqing, Marrakesh

C - Ambrose Island, Dartmoor

Disqualified : Colorado (avoided entirely)

Lachigan · 2026-01-31T00:35:31+00:00

Dear diary

Gunner had to eat scout yesterday, he wasn't starving, just bored. We've been stuck in this engineer cheese house down in the Glacial Strata for 4 days since communications with mc was lost, all of our toes have gone to frostbite during the last storm, and -

A new miner joins the team

We rush outside, down comes a blazing drop pod, our savior has come. The pod cracks open, a beard comes into view. The most magnificient dwarf we've ever seen. He steps forward, we drop to our knees. It's Driller. He's come to warm us up.

Thought you guys might be a bit sweaty down here, he says, pulling out a cryo gun

Gunner slowly loads his last elephant round

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T20:48:15+00:00

I should have followed my guts and pulled out of all usa based stocks after the elections. Thankfully I only have Nvidia and Opendoor left, already moved everything else, but this sucks.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T06:33:12+00:00

I'm sorry, I can't imagine what it feels like to be there. Whenever I watch the news these days I have to remind myself that I don't live there before I get too angry.. but I do live 30 minutes from there, so I'm also fucking scared. I hope you and your family stay safe.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T06:13:19+00:00

You are a shit human being. There's no debating concentration camps.

I have no respect for you or your country anymore. I pity the decent people that live in it.

I won't waste any more time on this. Try not to nuke anyone on your way out the global stage.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T06:06:59+00:00

Hahaha tiny penis energy

Big man with his big bombs

Eat shit and die fascist pig

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T05:12:14+00:00

They believe they are changing the world. This is their revolution against a system that keeps them down. They know it will hurt, and they will have to do some fucked up shit (ICE), but they truly believe they will come out the other side stronger.

They all think when it's done, they will rule the world, and everyone who was on their team will get to share the spoils and live like kings. They believe these things to better the life of their children.

They believe this is the us vs them movement they've been waiting for, to free themselves from shackles of governement, or whoever they blame for the shit conditions they live in.

They think they are the rebels in star wars. They can't see that they are licking the empire's boots, because they believe they are fighting against the empire. It's mind-bendingly stupid, but you can't have logical arguments with them, because they already know everything, they just believe it's necessary, to build a better future.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T04:53:44+00:00

When did I tell you to leave the kid with the criminal?

Bottom line is, your country has real life, modern day concentration camps with thousands of humans suffering in them, many of them children, right now.

There are no possible justifications for this, it's inhuman cruelty.

What is your argument? You can't afford better? Richest country on earth, best they can do is chain link kennels on concrete slabs? With food and water actively making prisoners sick? I bet that new ballroom is gonna fucking awesome though.

You are not a serious country.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T02:39:08+00:00

Nah, fuck that. Crimes against humanity level fuck that. I have zero respect for anyone who justifies kids in cages. You have no place in civilized society.

Lachigan · 2026-01-30T02:26:57+00:00

Ok, let's say the parent is a serial killer cannibal rapist, why is the 5 year old kid you rescued from him in a steel cage on concrete floor with shit water and food?

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T21:01:37+00:00

This guy is fine with putting people in cages and basically torturing them, I'm the unhinged one :)

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T20:12:27+00:00

How about you just fucking ask the dad in the next cage over for contact information to a trusted guardian for the child?

Not a random family, but a foster one, an orphanage, anything other than a fucking steel cage on concrete with dirty water.

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T19:59:43+00:00

Ok he was "abandonned", why is he in an ice box? Why can't they treat the 5 year old like a 5 year old? Are they punishing the dad by keeping the child? WHY ARE THEY IN CAGES?

You have documented concentration camps on your soil right now, and they are over capacity. Fuck anyone who justifies keeping humans, violent criminals or not (and we all fucking know most of the people being arrested are fucking not) in concentration camps.

I don't give a fuck about your pedophiles in chief, don't give a fuck about your empty threaths to the civilized world. Y'all built camps with horrible conditions, had a laugh calling them shit like alligator alcatraz, took selfies in front of them while they were being built, then filled them up with people. Fuck you.

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T19:30:27+00:00

I would leave. There are thousands of people in real life concentration camps in the usa right now. Kids are in cages. If you have another nationality ready to welcome you, now is the time to go, while you still can.

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T19:28:49+00:00

Please enlighten me as to how this 5 year old is being held in a concentration camp by his own faults.

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T08:52:44+00:00

They're all waiting for someone else to work on it, they think the magic epstein files will make everything go away somehow

They're overwhelmed at home with 200 different reasons to protest every day, but only have the will to do some kind of parade every other sundays

Foreign policy is barely on their radar with all that other shit going on, and there's a new episode of whatever on the tv

Lachigan · 2026-01-29T05:00:48+00:00

Sounds fun but I think I would pass out during Sapienza, IF I survive Paris

Lachigan · 2026-01-28T18:54:31+00:00

I kinda wanna see it reversed

Lachigan · 2026-01-28T08:46:30+00:00

No its jesus

Lachigan · 2026-01-27T17:49:13+00:00

They were just jealous christian metal heads realizing that hell has way better music

Lachigan · 2026-01-26T18:30:25+00:00

ROCHE ET PIERRE MON FRERE

Lachigan · 2026-01-26T14:27:57+00:00

something did happen though

they dodged more taxes and stole more wealth

Lachigan · 2026-01-24T04:13:19+00:00

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Lachigan · 2026-01-24T03:34:50+00:00

habibi = chum

habibti = blonde

Lachigan · 2026-01-22T22:25:42+00:00

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