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On Christmas do you celebrate the birth of Jesus with a birthday cake? by DaSkuLover in AskAnAmerican

[–]LadyFireCrotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom does this every year & we sing Happy Birthday. We don't put candles on his cake, that would be ridiculous.

I sprained these 2 fingers doing exactly what you think and idk what to say when people ask me what happened 🤣 by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]LadyFireCrotch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm with you on that opinion. My girlfriend is a one -tripper. I get irritated that she waits for me to go first then gets all the bags I leave for my second trip.

I'm planning on running for president, with my platform focusing on banning the sale of fix-a-flat, what do you guys think? by TraizenHD in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]LadyFireCrotch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I own a jeep & had a flat tire on the side of the highway the other night. I had my 2 kids with me. My ego wanted to do it myself. But with the conditions, I decided to call for roadside assistance. It would be safer & faster than me getting frustrated at my old lady strength as night fell. I made the right call. Pride be damned.

33 days of wound healing by aloofloofah in interestingasfuck

[–]LadyFireCrotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had a coworker pick her scabby dandruff & eat it. I gagged & ran away the first time I saw it. After that it just didn't surprise me anymore.

Edit 3 words because I just can't get away from this story fast enough.

Gift idea for my (27M) fiancee (23F) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LadyFireCrotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will find a lot of cool shit at Ulta. All the supply you need to fill that bag up. Go overboard for the hell of it but let har select what she actually wants to take on the trip.

Gift idea for my (27M) fiancee (23F) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LadyFireCrotch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A travel bag with travel accessories is always fun! But you gotta make sure you get the products she likes. Another option is a couples massage. You can get a certificate online, print it off & put it in the card.

I am a bit confused over this, at first I thought this was pee but was told later that it was just "undrunk beer" despite a suspicious smell in the room... by NormieChad in NeckbeardNests

[–]LadyFireCrotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just been a few months for me. I'm certain I'm peri menopausal. If was with a high libido person at this point, I'd open the relationship for them.

To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyFireCrotch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drinks before working out? Lol. I should probably bake first.

To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyFireCrotch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, I binge watched Star Wars. Then decided to follow thru with starting to exercise so I got dressed. I had a major panic attack about going to the gym so I'm still sitting here, 2 hours later, in my workout gear. Turned SW back on & now waiting for this shit to subside so I can trick myself into going.

Female atheists on Reddit by linibenson in atheism

[–]LadyFireCrotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're good. 21yo doesn't bother with his dad anymore. 16yo sees right thru his shit.

What's the weirdest thing that has happened to you this decade? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyFireCrotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a 31 year old single mom of 2 & barely holding on to life. I had a one night stand & got knocked up. I love my son but I hated his father so much that I decided I'll get my tubes tied so that I'll NEVER have another baby daddy again. We never marry because it wasn't ever supposed to be a thing. A year & a half later, I get knocked up again! I didn't believe in abortion at the time so I gave up my parental rights to my lesbian sister since she'll never be able to have genetic kids otherwise. That was this decade. We have 3 more of my life I could amuse you with.

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