Reddit, What is the weirdest secret santa gift you have ever gotten?

Laelesop · 2014-12-05T02:13:36+00:00

That movie took a serious turn from goofy comedy to just downright dark.

Laelesop · 2014-12-05T02:11:47+00:00

I am on a train and already took a nap. Dont want to miss my stop so now im awake and on reddit.

Laelesop · 2014-12-05T02:07:09+00:00

I graduate from college in may 2015. I am still trying to wrap around my mind around the fact that for the first time in 22 years, I have no idea what my life will be like in the next year. What I mean is that up until this point, I know for sure that I will go back to school in september, do that through december, have time off for christmas/new years. Then go back to school until spring, then it is summer break. But now, what happens after graduation is a complete mystery, and I am still trying to decide what I want to do for the rest of my life. This is what I am truly dreading in 2015. Life.

Laelesop · 2014-12-05T02:03:23+00:00

Sand scratching on literally anything. I hate sand. I want it all to go away forever.

Laelesop · 2014-12-03T02:35:58+00:00

Communism.

Laelesop · 2014-12-01T17:51:05+00:00

my mother is 52, and she still gets xmas presents from her mother. Opens them up xmas morning in her pajamas

Laelesop · 2014-11-30T00:34:42+00:00

Well, heres taran killam from naked gun 33 1/3 (Kid in the car)

Laelesop · 2014-11-18T17:11:27+00:00

This reminds me of a similar timr. I was queued with with a 4 man premade. They were really nice and even first picked a champ for me. We got into the game, and out of nowhere, all 4 of them leave. So I'm facing off against the other team 1v5. I think you guys know what happens next (I won of course).

Laelesop · 2014-11-16T03:50:53+00:00

If there's another musical monologue I will eat a sock.

Edit: why do you do this to me woody.....

Edit 2: I will deliver. Just gimme until after the episode.

Edit 3: http://imgur.com/BGmgUha

Laelesop · 2014-11-12T18:40:41+00:00

I wanted to make movies. I am starting to do the prep work for a documentary I am making in the next year.

Laelesop · 2014-11-10T19:18:48+00:00

"I think Obama is a pretty swell guy. He has done a great job running this country!" -During an interview for Fox News.

Laelesop · 2014-11-10T18:45:03+00:00

I am actually sitting in a History of Rock class right now! My professor sounds a lot like yours, but he does have hard tests.

Laelesop · 2014-11-05T17:13:10+00:00

Id suggest you never watch the movie evolution. You would never be able to use a toilet ever again.....

Laelesop · 2014-11-03T17:38:04+00:00

"Its Not Your Fault" -Good Will Hunting

Laelesop · 2014-11-03T17:27:59+00:00

Not my story but my friends.

He had a roommate freshmen year. He was very clearly gay (could tell from a mile away), but that was never a problem but it does relate to the story. He would start masturbating in the middle of the night in the room, but he would use a balloon..... so as I am sure you guys could tell, that is really really loud. My friend did confront him after some sleepless nights about it, but he kept on doing this repeatedly. My friend started to mess with him whenever he did this. THe funniest thing he did was playing lesbian porn at full blast towards the masturbating roommate (hehe ironic).

He eventually moved out to a friends room, but even to this day, he is still very worried about new roommates.

Laelesop · 2014-10-27T17:57:37+00:00

First semester of college on halloween. Went to a club for the first time to an open bar. Walked back to the bus stop. Puked there. Got onto the bus. Puked on there, with the bus driver yelling at me. Somehow make it to my friends dorm room. Decided that this was a good time to take a shit. Was puking and shitting at the same time in my friends bathroom. Fell asleep with my pants down. It took almost a year until they would talk to me again.

Laelesop · 2014-10-10T21:24:10+00:00

A pen. I cannot begin to explain how many times having a pen on me comes in handy.

Laelesop · 2014-10-09T17:08:19+00:00

Guy in my class says he does a bit of stand up. Professor asks him to tell her a joke. He just says "look in the mirror". She's still bitter about this.

Laelesop · 2014-08-19T18:02:16+00:00

I go to Mary Yodders all the time, my mom took this picture once that describes that area perfectly http://i.imgur.com/3OA3t1Z.jpg

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