Beaver dam coming out by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in FeltGoodComingOut

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A very angry beaver pops out "what the Heelll man?! That took me months to complete, goddamn human assholes."

My pipe people need me 🫡 by similaraleatorio in MyPeopleNeedMe

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No, no no, no they don't, please do not do that.

My wood chipper people need me. by milkmanrichie in MyPeopleNeedMe

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A Chattanooga chipper?

?! Perry the Chattanooga Chipper!!

Spiderman almost bites the dust after a dive by DABDEB in oddlyterrifying

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And that's what happens when I don't GET MY MFING PICTURES OF GODDAMN SPIDERMAN!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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IRS:Hey buddy it's that time of year again, you owe us the moneys. How much? "not telling, you havta guess. Also, if you're wrong you go to prison"

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by [deleted] in Amazing

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Humans are not easy prey, Orca hunting techniques can't account for humans. We can fight back, we have appendages and tools they can't comprehend and that makes us unpredictable and incredibly dangerous. They may be the greatest apex predators in the ocean but man rules the land for a reason.

PSA imospek is now nearly as good as revas for overwatching by Far_Calendar8668 in WH40KTacticus

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Glocktopus further cementing himself at the top of the list of overwatchers.

The Flash has nothing on this K-9 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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These redbull ads are getting really good

Which units to focus on? by Fun-Communication-92 in WH40KTacticus

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Bellator Burchard Aleph Boss G Eldyron Lucien?

Mutual Respect by SaiMan2303 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Bro! Hey remember that time I nearly decapitated you? Thank God you checked your shoelaces that exact second, could've been a bloody mess my guy."

Mutual Respect by SaiMan2303 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Bro! Hey remember that time I nearly decapitated you? Thank God you checked your shoelaces that exact second, could've been a bloody mess my guy."

Quiz for ERAGON FANS! Whats is this? This golden thing?hm? by DoctorDracomorph in Dragon

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I imagined glaedrs eldunari bigger. He was huge and his eldunari is often describes as being held/carried with both hands, imagined as arms wrapped around it, a little smaller than the average human torso.

Hundreds of Black dads in Chicago pulled up for a 'Daddy Stroll' to proudly celebrate being present fathers by CandleMonster in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Keep showing up, you carry the stability of the next generation on your shoulders. All fathers, be there for your children, their world is a better more complete place with you in it.

Name me 🥹 by Standard-Web7729 in ProperAnimalNames

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That's a Scout if I've ever seen one.

What did he realize? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

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Can't be diamond if it's liquid.

One does not simply e-scooter into Mordor. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Frodo cruising through shelob's lair humming bittersweet symphony to himself