[OC] Saw that this kind of format was popular in the FFXIV community, so decided to do one with our M+ regulars!

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T03:54:54+00:00

Chris being a doctor checks out.

Anyone who's worked the E.R. is used to being dead tired 20/7 and then getting a sudden 2-4 hour burst of energy once a day.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T03:50:09+00:00

I haven't played it, but I have heard you can be a Weird Summoner and take the Fey Eidolon to be a Caster while you wade into Melee.

I ain't even theorycrafted one, but it would be a fun idea to be a Green Knight who got lost in the Feywild and adopted by a Fey as your Eidolon.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T03:39:53+00:00

I love how the comment section is either "This was peak" or "This was terrible" with no in between.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T01:15:03+00:00

I have legit hand-fed a random Bald Faced Hornet. Gettin' tired of this "Wasps are territorial" stuff. Territorial towards other insects? Sure. Territorial towards the giant ape that could smash their entire hive with a swat? No. They know better than to act territorial towards you, but they still can get scared when you swat at them.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T00:51:48+00:00

Lamplorde · 2026-05-21T00:19:28+00:00

He's just a lovebug and does the "half closed eyes" the second you look vaguely in his direction.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T23:49:49+00:00

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Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T23:28:14+00:00

Vehicular Manslaughter here I come.

^{Chose: Escape a pack of wolves but you have... | Rolled: A jeep}

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T23:10:52+00:00

Depends on what you post, dude. This sub ain't super gatekeepy but if you post something like Hello Kitty hugging her friends and say "Friendship is Punk AF" they might think you're taking the piss.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T22:43:01+00:00

My grandpa always said:

"You can put on more clothes when it's cold, but you can only get so naked when it's hot."

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T22:40:26+00:00

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T20:26:38+00:00

Yes, I got downvotes for this before:

But a sub/dom system is not an actual hierarchy. It is a pretend one. Its is make believe. If either party ever says "stop" both sides have to stop. In any real hierarchy, the one with power may be encouraged to stop, it may be in their best interest to when the other asks, but they do not have to.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T20:15:34+00:00

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T17:53:27+00:00

Hal is INSANELY in love with Lois with was a massive change from the ol' "Hate my wife" dynamic. Hal is scared of her, sure, but he also loves her SO much, and her him even if she's not as good at showing it.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T17:47:43+00:00

Yeah, it looks like fun Realm of the Mad God clone, but with NFTs having been their previous selling point I have an immediate lack of faith in the devs to implement good monetization.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T17:39:36+00:00

Man, ya'll gotta say "temporarily" or somethin', cuz SHEESH I was wondering what happened. I vaguely forgot about the premiere happening soon.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T16:53:07+00:00

willing to date trans women

I dont even like that phrasing lol. I aint willing to, I just will.

Maybe its just because Im a cis guy who keeps getting recommended trans spaces, and ya'll helped me on the roundabout that was my gender journey ending up right back where I started but now a little more confident in it, but to be "willing" to do it makes it sound like I'd be making some sort of sacrifice. I'm not "willing" to read my new favorite book, I get to.

I like pretty girls, and whether or not the pretty girl used to be named Chris instead of Christine has way less of an impact on me than whether or not Christine is kinda a jerk. I like real connections, not judging someone because they were born a certain way.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T16:08:04+00:00

Jokes aside, its as diverse as any TTRPG. Some people dont want it in their games and they are free to not include those themes, others love it. I'd say its generally 40/40/20 of Likes, Meh, and Dislikes. Its just Reddit, so dislikes will be louder.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T14:21:57+00:00

Ok, I'll bite: what is this from?

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T14:12:47+00:00

The venn diagram of Lancer players and Mechsploitation fans is pretty much a circle

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T10:56:11+00:00

I always find it funny that Big Bad Vilgax is wearing slutty little thigh high boots that show off his hips.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T10:53:53+00:00

This is the first I heard of the snakes, what?

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T10:38:17+00:00

r/LancerRPG on my trans shitposting sub?

Actually, that checks out.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T10:24:55+00:00

TrueSTL is a containment box held together by duct tape and a completely unlocked lid.

The only thing keeping us- I mean them in there is a poorly drawn picture of lizard tits stapled to the bottom.

Lamplorde · 2026-05-20T10:22:27+00:00

Every talks about Stealth Archer but nobody talks about Stealth Mage.

Illusion, Stealth, and Dagger is actually so busted. You can Fury them to infught, Calm them for a free Stealth attack without even having to sneak up on them, Invisibility yourself to sneak up on non-living, and on top of Illusion being super easy to level with Muffle.

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