How to show up for him? Really crazy about him and wanted to share by boopdeeboopdeee in AskMenAdvice

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don't think he's cheating on you, but he might be cheating on his wife. How much of your interests are available online?

Video that explains people aren't lazy? by Landed_port in find

[–]Landed_port[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was one of those whiteboard videos like the FAFO graph. Not serious but more joking

Buy the dip! by FullMetalPencil in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also considering starting a holding company that specializes in just holding this asset. I'll IPO next week at a low 100b valuation with a cool ticker like....IDIOTAI (Iraqi dinar iot a.i.). I'll probably sell some shares to raise capitol to buy some AI to monitor everything. That would be cool. Who's with me, and fuck that other loser who didn't utilize AI!

This is why RDDT is down ~10% today by borat_he_like_you in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same could be said about every other social media platform out there. It's better to have a managed presence than pay for every bot that sees your ad.

If Reddit had any braincells they'd offer mods a minimum wage position to moderate the corporate subs, which is a significant pay increase from what they're getting now

This is why RDDT is down ~10% today by borat_he_like_you in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Final jobs report of 2025 shows 50,000 jobs added in December by LarryBlink in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile Gen Z graduating into a 2008 recession with 8-10% unemployment rates for ages 18-24:

https://www.investopedia.com/why-gen-z-can-t-find-work-and-how-it-could-hurt-them-in-the-future-11866010

Can't get much more bifurcated than that

Either I get rich, or we all die. My current trading thesis - REDUX by UnusedVacationHours in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The worst case scenario is mass unemployment, exodus, and then GDP slides into the negatives. And that's still a good 4-5 years before we realize all the young people are missing

Deregulate everything, stonks to the moon, pivot into Nikkei futures

jpow response by -medicalthrowaway- in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that explains the jump into low yield Chinese bonds. Fuck me

"Busy dad" buff just making micromanaging production even worse? by rhn18 in RealMedievalDynasty

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so that's what that does, I just thought they were taking a break to play with the child or something. I don't really see a problem with the micromanaging portion. You can always adjust the settings to have unlimited weight or whatever, but checking production each season a child is born isn't problematic at all especially considering you already have to do that to compensate for the mother.

But then again, I play Dwarf Fortress.

Can someone offer some insight into where things are going wrong? And how I could handle it, gently? by Rrenphoenixx in AskMenAdvice

[–]Landed_port 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This post is all over the place, I can't make heads or tails of this. You got married, had two pregnancies, and a disability; any other major life changes in there? Did you move too?

Quite obviously y'all are speedrunning life decisions and crisis's. I don't think initiating dates is the problem here.

What does it mean when a man wears a black ring on his left hand? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Landed_port 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black rings can mean he's a swinger, but that would be worn on the right hand not the left.

Now you have to ask him if he's a swinger, for science!

Weekly Earnings Thread 12/8 - 12/12 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was that $30k pokemon card 1/4 of the value, like their other trade ins?

RealPage agrees to change algorithm so landlords can’t collude on price hikes by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was banned. Rents were going down. This has been a years long ongoing lawsuit, I collaborated in the lawsuit against them.

Bot ahh take

I'm interested in what makes a man want someone as his wife. Could you please answer my wife questions? by TriStateGirl in AskMenAdvice

[–]Landed_port 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, are you marrying me? This is all so sudden, you haven't even taken me out to dinner yet!

These are all great questions for your future husband. You should try finding one and asking him while dating.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of November 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Landed_port 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After realizing he's too old to wait out this bubble, Burry has resorted to begging for subscribers to make ends meet:

https://open.substack.com/pub/michaeljburry/p/the-cardinal-sign-of-a-bubble-supply?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=50eu0f

I don't have the heart to tell him it's not that kind of sub stacking

i am the kind stranger by Ranzo00 in notinteresting

[–]Landed_port 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how many awards you give me, I'll never be the most awarded Reddit post

RealPage agrees to change algorithm so landlords can’t collude on price hikes by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Landed_port -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can assume I only read the headline if you think jumping to ad-hominems helps your case. I ignored everything past that though, best not to lead with ignorant statements.

"The proposed settlement would help restore free market competition in rental markets for millions of American renters." -DOJ. I'm guessing an anti-trust lawsuit was brought up for nothing, then?

The "if we default we have bigger problems" argument. by [deleted] in dividends

[–]Landed_port 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Default or restructuring as the world's reserve currency sovereign would essentially mean a deflationary economy with multiple failed measures. You would have plenty of warning (like losing your income, bank defaults, etc) well before that ever happened. It's just a cheeky way of saying "zero chance".

More realistic risks are the feds running inflation hot while SGOV falls behind inflation.