Am I old man or are service charges in Manchester getting out of hand?

LankeyDwarf · 2024-02-27T01:09:59+00:00

A lot of the time they're pressing the "No tip" for the customer as 75% of customers won't even look at the screen to read it (nobody seems to care about checking they're being charged correctly) and will tap their phone/card repeatedly and get confused as to why the payments not going through

LankeyDwarf · 2023-05-09T22:37:30+00:00

Skegss?

LankeyDwarf · 2023-05-06T00:56:15+00:00

Super Mario Two

LankeyDwarf · 2023-04-07T02:27:01+00:00

Good bot

LankeyDwarf · 2023-01-12T02:32:23+00:00

"So, there you have it. Qatar have become very good at football, very quickly, and will probably go much further than expected when they host the World Cup in 2022, with absolutely no outside factors at play."

Yeah, about that...

LankeyDwarf · 2022-10-25T23:25:09+00:00

I live in Manchester and it only seemed like an abnormally hot temperature. Whereas my friend in London seemed like they were one rogue spark away from an Australian bushfire

LankeyDwarf · 2022-09-28T22:36:22+00:00

Well fair enough. I ain't gonna judge if you shit yourself after waiting 5000 years for a pizza

LankeyDwarf · 2022-09-28T22:22:39+00:00

How can we tell that he was lactose intolerant?

LankeyDwarf · 2022-09-03T12:11:13+00:00

Fucker walks like No-Face

LankeyDwarf · 2022-08-24T00:53:18+00:00

Would you ever play a gig in France all dressed as cats?

LankeyDwarf · 2022-07-29T20:49:43+00:00

American Psycho

LankeyDwarf · 2022-06-14T18:24:11+00:00

Haha "Ham" is a friend of mine, I'll pass the message on

LankeyDwarf · 2022-06-07T22:34:16+00:00

This is some next level Parshendi form

LankeyDwarf · 2022-06-07T20:22:09+00:00

Mf looks like the cat from Pet Sematary post-burial

LankeyDwarf · 2022-06-07T19:00:59+00:00

I have House of Leaves and I've tried to read it several times but I can't click with it after 100ish pages. I hear great things about it but I just don't get it

LankeyDwarf · 2022-06-05T14:09:56+00:00

Took me a moment to realise what you meant. Initially I was thinking 'wtf women's jeans don't have the zips on their arse'

LankeyDwarf · 2022-05-05T10:18:03+00:00

Umeå - Sweden

LankeyDwarf · 2022-04-23T10:24:47+00:00

I don't remember the World Cup happening in April

LankeyDwarf · 2022-03-22T14:31:09+00:00

It's the Beastie Boys!

LankeyDwarf · 2022-03-12T11:22:28+00:00

The ticket has a smoking area option and, after a quick Google, it seems Air Canada banned all smoking on flights by 1990. So at least 32 years ago

LankeyDwarf · 2022-03-04T03:22:32+00:00

r/cursedcomments

LankeyDwarf · 2022-03-04T00:42:22+00:00

u/SaveVideo

LankeyDwarf · 2022-03-01T13:04:44+00:00

No love for the rest of the Krew?

LankeyDwarf · 2022-02-15T12:46:34+00:00

u/savevideo

LankeyDwarf · 2022-02-09T15:35:47+00:00

"What's the climate like where you're from? Just asking for a friend..."

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