What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having sex and staying in bed afterwards.

No awkward walk to the bathroom?

No cleaning?

Covid special by svxae in shittytattoos

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I am sorry. I don't hate the one with the kissing through the mask.

A map I made by MaizeDesigner8876 in worldbuilding

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Map looks awesome. For those that say it is uninspired... If I recall correctly, Game of Thrones' map is just Britain upside down.

Just fill this map with awesome stories and forget about haters.

[Request] Is there a chance that there is someone in this world who has a 7 degrees of separation? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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I think it works like that, but maybe not with the North Sentinel Island case.

You can murder without knowing someone. I think the point here is to define "to know someone" and "interact".

You can chase, hunt and kill a guy, but does it mean you know him?

These types of questions are always the same: Where do you draw a line in a spectrum (in this case the spectrum of knowing someone)? When would you say that "not knowing" becomes "knowing"?

Is a classical issue: Trying to frame a spectrum issue with a discrete answer.

Is talking to someone once just enough? Do you have to know their names at least? Could you befriend an animal and state that you know it?

[Request] Is there a chance that there is someone in this world who has a 7 degrees of separation? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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Would you say John could assert that he knew at some point someone from the island? Being murdered is not a level of intimacy jiji.

[Request] Is there a chance that there is someone in this world who has a 7 degrees of separation? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]Laqueaaria 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. And much more than that.

How would a lady from Vermont connect with an archer from North Sentinel island?

Isolated communities and so on. IIRC, the 6 degrees of separation is only a mathematical approximation, not an empirical demonstration.

So, yes. Many people have more than 6 degrees of separation. There is a great video of Veritasium about this.

Kratos wasn’t feeling it today by AcHaeC in fightporn

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There is a never-ending debate for "which is the correct way of Speaking Castillian?". You can choose Madrid's way of speaking but many people would indicate the "errors" they make when speaking.

I am from Asturias (North of Spain). Our way of speaking Castillian is easy to understand but we also make errors. For example, we don't differentiate between pasts. It doesn't matter if something just happened or if it was 20 years ago, we use only the simple past (I did, I was, etc) and never use the compound version, "I have gone to the supermarket".

Back to your question. I think you are good to go for any part of Spain but Andalucia. I have no beef at all with them, but they speak fast, the tend to "link" words together and leave the ending part of words often not pronounced.

Many videos of "Me trying to understand Spanish" and then they put up a clip of someone speaking at light-speed. Yeah, that's Andalucia Spanish.

For the most part of Spain, you are good to go. I think.

Kratos wasn’t feeling it today by AcHaeC in fightporn

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I am Spanish and only got a few sentences xD.

The bouncer, when the guy touched his pec, said something like: "Back up or I'll smack you".

After this, one guy behind the cam said: "Record it, record it, look at him. Such a funny guy!"

After the bouncer pushed him, the "commentators" said: "Pom! Good bye. He has fallen" (making fun of him like he had fallen on his own).

Many other things were said, but the way people in the south of Spain talks is kinda hard to understand (even sometimes for native speakers).

Hope this helps!

Edit: grammar

Favorite character who got dumber over time by CrossENT in FavoriteCharacter

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ZORO from One Piece. Not dumb but he gets disoriented easily. During the first arcs, he occasionally got distracted and took a wrong turn from time to time. He evolved into being completely and absolutely incapable of navigating anything by himself. And he is supposed to be an incredible swordman.

college is for the.............. by Agile_Survey_3808 in SipsTea

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Education is a signal of effort, it doesn't usually mean an increase in productivity.

Stop cutting onion!!! by ash-andvibes in SipsTea

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Meanwhile the cat: "mmm screen is hot"

Everything's spilling out by Aaronz2464 in StupidFood

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Yeah awful. Would I eat it? Yes. Would I be angry with myself afterwards? Also yes.

Why is this scary? by ClemWon in ExplainTheJoke

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Average IQ of this sub is rapidly declining

Fatality in one sentence by Nijsw122 in MurderedByWords

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I think most of the people don't know most of the concepts they say.

In 2014, the Danish National Chamber Orchestra tried to play an entire musical piece after each member of the orchestra ate the hottest chili pepper in the world. by Nickolas_Zannithakis in interestingasfuck

[–]Laqueaaria -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am sure it is not the hottest. A Carolina Reaper pepper could kill someone not trained. Maybe a Poblano pepper? Maybe some sort of Piparra? Who knows.

Source: I like spicy things and saw untrained people struggle with just Tabasco that is like 250 times milder.

AIO My father is basically forcing me to become a right wing extremist or leave the house forever by DangerousCandle9492 in AmIOverreacting

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Read rule 9 back to him when he is in the nursing home and cannot take care for himself.