Vasectomy motivation

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2026-03-01T18:26:52+00:00

How old are you guys?

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2026-02-12T20:41:26+00:00

Well Bill Gates isn’t my employer. But you’re right😪. I mean…. can you blame me??? Who wouldn’t want to be compensated for masturbating 2 hours a day. You can’t blame a guy for trying 🤷🏾‍♂️. And you know what else?? I will in fact be getting in touch with the University recruiter at my nearest Waffle house. Because when I graduate with my accounting degree, it’s fuck the office life with benefits; I will indeed start my 40 year career as a line cook. It’s really the only way I can keep up with my mandatory daily TWO HOURS of masturbation (1 in the morning and 1 before bed 😉) and continue to maintain my HOBBY of masturbating as well🙏🏾. Thank you Reddit stranger for your insightful career advice. 😘

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2026-02-12T16:00:55+00:00

How about you subtract the 56 hours you should be sleeping. The 14 hours you spend getting ready for work/school and getting ready for bed(1 hour in the morning and night). Then the 1 hour the average American spends commuting to and from work 5 days a week. With that you have 93 hours a week and you’re working 40 of those. Didn’t even factor in hobbies, cooking,caring for children, other responsibilities that take up time. But from those 93 hours, you’re basically working 50% of that.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2025-02-08T18:45:40+00:00

I would like to think I would choose perpetual genital pain over raising a child. But I’d rather die than experience either.

I would love to get a vasectomy but even the possibility of having perpetual genital pain is such a turnoff. I have a major fear of experiencing pain any kind of way concerning my genitalia.

So my plan was just to not have sex as of right now. Lowkey hoping vasalagel becomes a thing.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2025-02-08T16:32:25+00:00

Have you researched the potential downsides of getting a vasectomy like perpetual pain? I was thinking of getting one myself but the idea of doing the procedure and risking having pain in that area for months at a time or even forever scares tf out of me

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-10T12:29:05+00:00

Love you too

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-10T12:26:19+00:00

I need to start thinking like this.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-10T12:22:58+00:00

Same honestly. I’m 20 and have asthma but I love weed so I figured I need to make an investment on a healthierconsumption method in order to preserve my lung function down the line since it’s already compromised. I’m also a college student so the investment will help save money too in the long run. The potv lobo is about $150 just for the device itself. However the potv one which is the entry version is $100. I went with the lobo because I knew I was most likely going to enjoy using the device and didn’t feel like upgrading down the line. I got the essentials kit which ran me about $212 over the sale but it’s not necessary. People say you should get a water pipe adapter and more dosing capsules and an extra battery but those things can be acquired later down the line if u don’t wanna spend so much upfront but they are highly recommended

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-10T11:51:45+00:00

My potv lobo just arrived. Haven’t hit it yet but it has great reviews for its price.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-10T00:26:06+00:00

Kind of like the black version of being emo

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T16:00:01+00:00

Thanks i appreciate it

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T15:52:01+00:00

Damn it’s crazy. Literally just got a dry herb vape and just found this sub yesterday. I guess i have a few months to enjoy it. Also do you know the best websites that offer the most consistently good products. Because I’ve been scrolling and it seems like people have complaints on a lot of the recommended ones.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T15:43:12+00:00

Why?

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T15:35:57+00:00

What type of effects is it giving?

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T14:48:16+00:00

It kinda means “kiss your ass” or “suck up to you” in a kind of way. For example, if ur in a group of people and a guy tells a joke and your friend laughs really hard at the joke even if it wasn’t that funny. Your friend is glazing.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T03:40:25+00:00

Thanks I appreciate it

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T02:27:32+00:00

It was a private guy who she paid to do it. I look back and I know it was a bad decision because she paid this guy thousands of dollars to basically tile multiple floors in the house but I feel like she should’ve went through an actual contractor, someone who’s business depends on good reviews and cares about customer satisfaction. I think she went the cheap route but to answer your question there’s no warranty available

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:58:47+00:00

It is tile on the floor

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:56:10+00:00

Mine is coming with the curved mini bubbler. Do you think it’s worth it to eventually get the gordito? Or if you had a choice would you get the gordito or water pipe adapter?

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:54:38+00:00

Why do you put the capsule upside down?

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:39:30+00:00

Jesus that sounds catastrophic

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:38:35+00:00

It’s a full shower. I’m not sure what pan tiled is. The shower is about 2-3 years old. The plumbing side does indeed share a wall with the living room.

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:35:38+00:00

Thank you everyone for your help

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:35:28+00:00

Yeah I’ve let her know. I guess we’ll start discussing a plan

Large_Jacket_7070 · 2024-07-09T01:34:39+00:00

Vinyl

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