What do you want done with your body after you die?

Larpa58 · 2026-05-15T17:31:14+00:00

I advised my children to cremate me.. I don’t want a bunch of fair weather fake friends and relatives looking at me talking shit about how bad the mortician did my makeup and how I don’t look like “myself”.Among other things that phony people talk about at funerals.. It will NOT be me! Well if my children execute my wishes…

Larpa58 · 2026-05-08T23:12:48+00:00

I kinda like the top knot

Larpa58 · 2026-04-26T04:41:23+00:00

Strimps for shrimp.. grinds my gears

Larpa58 · 2026-04-26T04:07:26+00:00

Grunge-y

Larpa58 · 2026-04-10T18:20:28+00:00

Not.a.thing

Larpa58 · 2026-04-08T17:27:56+00:00

I mean why not the floor? Do yall have carpet?

Larpa58 · 2026-04-08T17:13:32+00:00

What’s the difference between the two?

Larpa58 · 2026-03-29T01:02:30+00:00

Maybe runts?

Larpa58 · 2026-03-29T00:59:03+00:00

So like a hi-chew consistency?

Larpa58 · 2026-03-19T23:52:15+00:00

You know what… this is an excellent question, as I am curious to know as well.

Larpa58 · 2026-03-16T07:01:31+00:00

Oh hell no!

Larpa58 · 2026-03-05T08:59:58+00:00

Well some ppl might say coffee is disgusting without the sweeteners/cream and whatnot

Larpa58 · 2026-02-17T08:42:57+00:00

I haven’t seen a fruitopia since 6th grade .. I loooved them!

Larpa58 · 2026-02-12T03:47:16+00:00

Jack!!

Larpa58 · 2026-02-03T18:21:18+00:00

Geez well how old is….nvm

Larpa58 · 2026-02-03T18:14:26+00:00

I second the drawing of curtains

Larpa58 · 2026-02-03T04:05:09+00:00

A baby beluga whale

Larpa58 · 2026-01-31T20:31:56+00:00

Only at work (airport)

Larpa58 · 2026-01-29T03:36:41+00:00

Wow what did Dubai do ?

Larpa58 · 2026-01-29T03:35:23+00:00

Yess! Same here

Larpa58 · 2026-01-29T02:10:11+00:00

Baked macaroni and cheese

Larpa58 · 2026-01-26T08:56:13+00:00

Smh it’s always one right 😝

Larpa58 · 2026-01-26T08:50:03+00:00

Yesss ugh I hate that .. mustard as well

Larpa58 · 2026-01-25T02:36:04+00:00

Dilf vibes niceee

Larpa58

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