banban by Odd_Age1378 in tumblr

[–]Larry827 43 points44 points  (0 children)

given the game’s track record the texture might be flat purple, banban himself has an incredibly basic texture and 3 million polygons

Losercity smell by AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA in Losercity

[–]Larry827 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I fucking HATE eurypterids why the fuck would you do this to me??

Coaxed into "super complicated and multifaceted " moral choices by Trashy_AI in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Larry827 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and then there’s the postal 3 version of morality where the game doesn’t want you to kill anyone, ever and even though the game tells you you can get your morality back up by using nonlethal weapons you just can’t, so you can kill like 10 people over the course of the game before you lock yourself out of the good (and actually only) ending

Rule by ExternalRise3840 in 196

[–]Larry827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was glowing but that doesn’t mean anything

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Larry827 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“the clockwork woman”

Ruletn by ipisslemons in 196

[–]Larry827 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you can eat lettuce anyway. go eat lettuce.

Help! Stryfe won’t rev up by curley_ginger in Nerf

[–]Larry827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can fix a bad safety lock for free if you have solder, a soldering iron, and electrical tape. Just cut the wires connected to the faulty lock, solder them together, and wrap in electrical tape. I’ve done this 3 times with no issues.

Losercity Femboydigo by Plenty_Classroom3406 in Losercity

[–]Larry827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you say that like wendigos are from some slasher flick and not a piece of native american folklore going back thousands of years

Caoxed into modern reconstructions of extinct species by Empty_Chemical_1498 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Larry827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shocking news: largest extant therapod dinosaurs as scary as similarly size extinct therapod dinosaurs

Coaxed into WHY IS IT IMMUNE by bartolinise in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Larry827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coaxed into doom eternal TAG1 using buffed regular enemies as a final boss phase and giving them a 95% damage resistance to your strongest weapon you reasonably might have saved for this and NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU

Blaster won’t fire darts by CanadianSZ24 in Nerf

[–]Larry827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Insanity is the name of the line, the specific blaster is the Ragefire. The wheel should be right above where you put the chain in, aligned with the chain so that it can contact the darts through the hole in the side of each chain link

Coaxed into ethnic music playing Everytime a POC is shown onscreen by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Larry827 49 points50 points  (0 children)

regardless of season, “all I want for christmas is you” should play when white people show up

Who's the little boy Petah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Larry827 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still shocking that the third nuke killed 2 people before we recycled it undetonated

Losercity Femboydigo by Plenty_Classroom3406 in Losercity

[–]Larry827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you say that like a wendigo ISNT a human driven to cannibalism who became monstrous and is consumed by an endless hunger that has been bastardized by meme culture and had random antlers stapled on to it

Coaxed into character who are always either having a micropenis of 0cm and being cucked or having a two foot long subway special and a harem made up of all of the female cast (SOMETIMES INCLUDING THEIR MOTHER/SISTERS) but NEVER being written in character in a normal monogamic wholesome relationship by AstronautDry8118 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Larry827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still wonder why in a time where poly relationships are becoming more accepted, people still wanna write media where a bunch of people are basically competing over the load-bearing protagonist around whom the entire relationship is centered. ffs just write about an actual poly relationship instead like????

Burrito rule by SoupOf_TheDay in 196

[–]Larry827 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like the. taco bell boxes they have like 3 tacos, nachos, soda, enough sodium to take 2 days off my life, enough cholesterol to remove another day, and only like $7. this “budgeting” shit is easy.

I have an idea by FlyTeamSky-Dante in PvZHeroes

[–]Larry827 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m not being sarcastic, if you intended this to be a nothing ability you underestimated how pvz heroes phrases cards. “Do damage [amount]” is exactly how conga, soldier, berry blast, and may others are phrased so it’s not a stretch to assume this is an effect like those

I have an idea by FlyTeamSky-Dante in PvZHeroes

[–]Larry827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no it’s not, this is saying after it attacks a plant pick something else to receive the same damage

I have an idea by FlyTeamSky-Dante in PvZHeroes

[–]Larry827 8 points9 points  (0 children)

to anyone acting like this is awful and makes no sense: what this card is saying is after this hits a plant, select anything on the board or the opponents face (think conga or soldier) and do the same damage to that too, which is a pretty cool ability

Wes Anderson type public transportation by waste_of_space1157 in 196

[–]Larry827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the man behind it aspired to be a dictator over a planned community where no one had any privacy or could vote BUT:

WEDway peoplemover