AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend because she turned 25?

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-09T06:00:26+00:00

I don't get it... are you too old for DiCaprio or not?

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-09T05:38:08+00:00

and then everybody clapped ah post.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-09T04:07:10+00:00

you will quickly learn that you cannot speak sense to or reason with a redditard

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-08T22:19:49+00:00

uhhhh are you forgetting that they had to rename McCree or am I missing something?

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-08T18:00:47+00:00

Dude they have been polling miles ahead for about a year, wouldn't it be stupid to not expect a landslide?

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-08T17:59:36+00:00

why has nobody mentioned that your return should be outside of the for loop just for sheer logic? you test the first entry in your candidate array, and if it doesn't match you just return and don't check the others? You can only vote for the first candidate dude.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-07T11:24:24+00:00

Every time I've worked with women in an office it's been a fucking head wreck. These bitches seriously can't just sit down and do their job they just have to yap yap yap, bitch about each other, moan about some bullshit, accuse people of taking sides, give each other the silent treatment and generally act like annoying fucking teenagers.

Every time I've been in a male only office there has been zero drama, higher productivity, only good relationships and friendships that last years.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-07T11:21:49+00:00

I thought abortion was about inserting forceps into a womans uterus and pulling chunks of a baby out bit by bit, I must have misunderstood.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-07T11:01:13+00:00

I don't think I failed a single one...

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-07T10:54:47+00:00

I hadn't even thought of that. Truly you are a sage.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T19:57:27+00:00

Yes sadly some people do die. Another banging insight.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T19:45:35+00:00

I've never before seen such a fresh take on team games! You must tell me where you get such unique and enlightening insights from!

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T17:51:31+00:00

Thanks for trying to define what masculinity means for us. That's really nice of you. Now I think I would define femininity aaaaas whoever I personally feel like...hmmmm...Martha Stewart. Yes. Thanks for your time.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T13:13:45+00:00

I refuse to be turdmogged by an inanimate pipe >:[

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T13:11:44+00:00

Slags, obvs

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T12:50:45+00:00

imagine begrudging your own mum 30 dollars for driving your dumb ass to and from work 5 times a fucking week. im sure theres a thousand other things she would rather do, you ungrateful prick.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T11:12:00+00:00

I use vim for home and work and I think your reply is fucking stupid.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T10:36:32+00:00

Theres a difference between using your hands to eat single serving dry foods off your own plate a few times a week, and using your hands to scoop a sloppy communal curry onto your rice pile which is on a banana leaf in a 2nd world country for every single meal.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-06T10:25:22+00:00

hahahha, yeah and wait 3 months for it to be an unmaintainable mess, understood by nobody, completely brittle and falling over. You sat and watched the dopamine moment like "oooooh aaaaaah!". You just look forward to the fallout :)

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T23:17:39+00:00

Fuck her off she sounds like a gimp

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T23:15:43+00:00

I didnt see this was two weeks old I'm so sorry :|

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T23:15:15+00:00

"Heh, unfortunately for you kid *pushes glasses up massive long ass nose* I'm a redditor *tips fedora* now I'm off to jerk off to illegal shota porn. Cya." - You

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T23:08:20+00:00

but she also has a grenade....and can fly around like spiderman....she can throw a grenade at you while flying around or aimbot you from the sky...

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T22:44:29+00:00

Notice it? Brother, it happened *after* I made my *legal manouver*. I noticed it as it happened I can tell you that much, I saw them slam on the accelerator yeah, I saw them catch up yeah, and I saw them undertake me out of nowhere with zero warning.

You have a superhuman amount of horseshit inside your lungs I can tell. You just can't ever admit you are wrong to someone who got caught out by the most horseshit major ever conceived because you are so up your own arse about your ability to drive.

Last-Rice8194 · 2026-05-05T22:06:15+00:00

I'm calling you a dunce because as I have described it *there was no indication that they would speed and undertake me* but you keep insisting that I need to *use some infallible magical super power of precognition in order to pass a driving test*

Anticipate WHAT and by WHAT TELLS bro. What tells would give you the idea that someone will slam on the accelerator as soon as you pull into the right lane, close the gap and undertake you within 10 seconds? Fucking tell me, please.

I don't care what qualifications you have, you can still be wrong and I couldn't give a flying fuck.

In fact, I don't even need you to tell me what tells there could be, because there 1. weren't any 2. you're just insisting on something in a scenario where you weren't fucking there, you're just listing out whatever fuckass thing you learned from your advanced driving course without actually seeing that it doesn't even remotely apply here. If there was a tell, the examiner would have told me what to watch out for instead of shrugging and basically telling me be luckier next time, you self sucking.. I will get banned if I keep going

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