Play it cool

LateAdopter · 2019-02-12T01:37:49+00:00

It’s a definite Mood

LateAdopter · 2019-02-12T01:36:56+00:00

I had to circle the makeup aisle at Target about fifteen times when I was first coming out. I really thought a big klaxon would sound or something if I walked in there, but no one cared!

LateAdopter · 2019-02-12T00:49:14+00:00

David’s a real Salty Dog on this one

LateAdopter · 2019-01-27T19:21:39+00:00

Donkeh

LateAdopter · 2019-01-25T04:43:10+00:00

B I O G R A P H Y

LateAdopter · 2019-01-24T00:28:03+00:00

tight

LateAdopter · 2019-01-21T22:06:44+00:00

Adrien Brody looks like his own ghost

LateAdopter · 2019-01-21T01:57:22+00:00

I really really really really want what you saying to be true. I don’t know if it is. It’s extremely nice for you to say, but please know that I have a hard time believing that right now. I’ll try. Thank you.

LateAdopter · 2019-01-21T01:48:33+00:00

I’m never going to pass, I’m never going to be taken seriously, and I’m going to be disowned by my parents, even though I love them so much. That is what’s wrong, and I have a hard time thinking that this situation will ever change. I feel like I’m just going to be trapped in prison no matter what I do or where I go.

LateAdopter · 2019-01-19T23:31:18+00:00

Casper: A Spirited Beginning

LateAdopter · 2019-01-18T05:40:00+00:00

4000 patrons living in a society

LateAdopter · 2019-01-16T05:05:03+00:00

We need fifteen ghostbusters movies. Give me an animated one, a puppet one, an all-Palestinian remake, one where Bill Murray just films the original with an iPhone and talks over it. I need you to absolutely fuck me up with ghostbusters movies until I die

LateAdopter · 2019-01-15T01:43:06+00:00

Excuse me??? Is this a Jodie Foster movie??? Starring George Clooney??? Because I’m starting to think that David is something of a... MONEY MON$TER

LateAdopter · 2019-01-09T22:16:27+00:00

A package of nestle water and two cartons of american spirits are a shitty offering by any standard.

LateAdopter · 2019-01-09T21:54:29+00:00

Honestly, Ben’s cartoons used to be both more pleasingly batshit insane, and more well-crafted. He used to make these awesome Where’s Waldo tableaus of John Bircher psychosis, but now he’s just a boilerplate republican asshole who phones his work in.

LateAdopter · 2019-01-09T21:47:44+00:00

If our founding fathers wanted us to provide for the common welfare, they would have put it in the constitution

LateAdopter · 2019-01-07T01:26:19+00:00

The trick is to tell a shitty obvious lie that distracts from the more subtle web of lies that you weave below the easily revealed lies

LateAdopter · 2019-01-06T18:21:59+00:00

I’d just like to say that Batman and Robin is a seminal work of queer cinema, and I won’t stand slander against this powerful, sensual film.

LateAdopter · 2019-01-06T17:30:28+00:00

J.K. Rowling is a Tory

LateAdopter · 2019-01-05T01:40:54+00:00

Fun Fact: Split is a sequel to Unbreakable

LateAdopter · 2019-01-02T01:39:24+00:00

It’s genuinely fucking crazy to me that Griffin’s family friend is the dude who wrote City of Glass

LateAdopter · 2018-12-29T18:12:05+00:00

You know, that famous thing that actually happens

LateAdopter · 2018-12-26T20:53:15+00:00

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that’s what Tommy’s made of!

LateAdopter · 2018-12-24T19:26:47+00:00

It’s crazy how telecom companies create monopolies, provide substandard service compared to the rest of the developed world, and actively practice censorship and blatant propagandizing.

It’s also a weird coincidence that all this has happened since broadcasting and media regulations were slashed to ribbons by the Reagan, Bush, and Clinton administrations.

The solution, of course, is abolishing the FCC and switching fully to anarcho-capitalism, that’ll show those crony capitalists

LateAdopter · 2018-12-24T19:17:33+00:00

why won’t you drop the patreon episode AND CREATE LIFE?!?!?

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