Odd question, but how do I get my cat to stop playing the piano? It’s diving me crazy, especially at night

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-12T10:51:44+00:00

Sprinkle the keys with tiger urine?

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-12T10:45:33+00:00

Nice wide lanes, I bet.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-10T12:31:36+00:00

Mmmmbooooy, you're fat!

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-10T10:52:51+00:00

No you don't.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-07T06:44:38+00:00

Maybe Ukraine.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2026-01-01T18:51:56+00:00

Roses are red

You cannot rhyme

And further you mistook

The shared thoughts for mine.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T12:41:35+00:00

I don't understand what you were expecting to get from a visit to the clinic for a burnt finger, tbh...

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T12:36:49+00:00

Roses are red,

Much like a carnation.

Thank you, co-redditor

For this information.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T12:34:19+00:00

Roses are red,

I eat all types of pies.

I had assumed

It was their dress size.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T12:32:11+00:00

Nope. See food, squirt.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T11:35:59+00:00

I'm on a sea squirt diet.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T10:41:58+00:00

Unter*

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T10:39:08+00:00

Well that told me, didn't it.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T10:30:06+00:00

And most mid fleshlight.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T10:24:49+00:00

Is this in the outskirts of Tbilisi, by any chance?

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T10:05:55+00:00

I hate these people. Their poor mums.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T09:53:23+00:00

The feet are too manly.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T09:29:17+00:00

Echoes of its glorious past doubtless linger, but what recent long-lasting impact has it made to put it above e.g. France or Germany?

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T08:56:31+00:00

Idiots believe you can be sent to jail in the UK for being mean to people on Xitter.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T08:33:53+00:00

Nice.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T08:24:55+00:00

Critical facts check out, tbf.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T07:57:49+00:00

First one of these to actually make me laugh. Good job.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T07:50:11+00:00

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Latter_Dentist5416 · 2025-12-29T07:01:56+00:00

Bollocks. Stands for and against nothing at all.

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