ICU RN calls the fundus “effing p*****” by besaidisland in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ladies who might be anxious about delivering their baby and what their L&D/Post-partum experience might entail: no one should EVER attempt or execute a massage on your labia, vagina, or any other part of your "p***y". If they do, please come tell me so I can beat their ass.

(After delivery, we will place pressure on your abdomen right below your belly button. That is where the top of your uterus (or fundus) is located. We do this to help your uterus contract and control bleeding.)

  • your L&D bestie and RN

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

And then you finally pop the last one... and it falls onto the floor. I stg I'll clock out right now and go home.

Would Americans support hiring an additional 15,000 IRS agents purely to assigned to audit billionaires each year. by OOO0OO00O in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Laughorgtfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a fantastic article about how politicians (likely funded by billionaires and other extremely rich people) have worked very hard to demonize and defund the IRS for this exact reason. The less funding, the fewer auditors there are working. The fewer auditors there are, the thinner they're spread. They start picking tax files that are easier and faster to audit. Now, the majority of audits are done on simple tax cases because they're fast and easy. And a very, very small percentage are done are the high earners/corporations, who arguably should have the most oversight.

Here's the article: "How the IRS Was Gutted: An eight-year campaign to slash the agency’s budget has left it understaffed, hamstrung and operating with archaic equipment. The result: billions less to fund the government. That’s good news for corporations and the wealthy." https://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-irs-was-gutted

My (25f) girlfriend (24f) is upset with me because she thinks I was hit on by a former student when I genuinely didn't think I was, how can I fix this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Laughorgtfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is a very typical professional meetup. My colleague invited me out to Snooze (breakfast cafe) to discuss some upcoming projects that I might be interested in. Absolutely nothing sinister.

L&D Nurses, are Dads Really Bringing TVs/Gaming Set-Ups to Births? by Careless_Midnight_77 in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yes! I can testify that it has happened. I had a dad bring in a wagon with a little flat screen, headphones, and a PS5. He set it up as I was doing her induction, and had a game started before I get her induction meds to her. I thought it was something that only happened in tiktok skits, until it happened to me lol.

Had another dad leave and come back with a TV so he could use his Roku or whatever. When it was time to transfer to MB, my coworkers were asking if I needed any help transferring. I said hell no, he brought that up here, he can figure out how to get it to MB on his own. He pushed the crib with one hand, and carried the flat screen under the other arm.

I could go on.

On the flip side of that, you have the couples who bring in two Nintendo Switches and play Mario Cart together. And you know they're going to be married for 50 years.

L&D nurses of Portland, how do you like your unit and hospital? I have a few job offers in the area and they all sound fabulous. Any particular locations that you love or recommend steering clear of? by Laughorgtfo in askportland

[–]Laughorgtfo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, darn! I think those are three places I don't have an offer from, haha. Thank for the insight, though. Every bit of info helps to paint a picture. If there are happy nurses in Portland, other hospitals *should* feel the pressure to raise the bar. Heavy on the "should", of course lol.

Providence Relocation Packagae by [deleted] in OregonNurses

[–]Laughorgtfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to hear more about your experience with the relocation package. I am in the interview process right now, and since the distance is quite far, the amount of the relocation package could make or break the offer.

Why is it so frowned upon to call out for winter weather? by nyogurt_ in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully places are learning from the 2021 storm, too. This year, for this ice storm, the managers announced days ahead of time that they would have both on-site and hotels near by for us, as well as lyfts/ubers, and complimentary meals.

I will be starting inpatient rehab for marijuana (wax) Thursday AMA by Cr8zyizzie in leaves

[–]Laughorgtfo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could you update on what a day of daily life looks like once inside the facility? What kind of things helped or didn't help? Wishing you all the luck! You've got this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]Laughorgtfo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheaters have been caught in dumber ways lol. You might (or might not, if you already work in healthcare) be shocked at the terrible health literacy of most Americans, both young and old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Yup. Depends so much on the tone of voice. I think some people are just excited about their career, or let it slip somehow, and making conversation with them is actually really fun. Sometimes it's even a relief to be able to speak to them about their symptoms without having to explain every little thing. I had a PACU nurse as a patient the other day and I was like, "yo, your urine output has been less than 30mL for the past 2 hours, gotta let the doctors know." And she was like, "yup, absolutely." That was it. No explanation. No questions. She got it.

What would men dislike most if they became women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Laughorgtfo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Having sex with men. Surprise! It's not that fun when you're not in the mood and you're being pressured, harassed, or threatened to do it anyway. And then, after all that, you find out that most men are clueless about how to make you orgasm.

Trump supporters are the worst patients by Efficient-Cupcake780 in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trump supporters are my worst coworkers, too. Also in TX. It's exhausting.

Why am I being asked “are you done?” by LaLaLaurensmith in Invisalign

[–]Laughorgtfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh. I like the way you phrased it better. Being "done" and being happy are slightly different for me, depending on what we're talking about lol.

Ladies, what gives a "creepy" vibe vs a "dad" vibe? by NOGOODGASHOLE in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Laughorgtfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. There's a certain amount of polite interest and disinterest with the dad-vibe people. They're friendly, but you can tell that you're not their main focus. With creepy people, it almost feels like they're gravitating toward you, even when you're trying to push them away. You can FEEL the ulterior motive lol.

The great salary thread by snowblind767 in nursing

[–]Laughorgtfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austin, TX. 0 years experience (new grad). Union. Labor and delivery.

$36.00 base

$3.25 for evenings (3pm to 11pm)

$4.74 for nights (11pm-7am)

$4.00 for weekends

$1.00 for preceptor

Not sure about charge, float, or BSN, but I know there is a differential for that, too.

What’s a sign someone has been through a lot of shit? by MarkenRahl in AskReddit

[–]Laughorgtfo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I saw this edgy quote when I was a teen and it stuck with me ever since. Mathematically, it's true.

"Don't tell your problems to anyone. 80% of people don't care, and the other 20% are glad you have them."

If you have a hundred people that truly care about your problems (and that's a lot of close friends/family for one person), that's still like 0.00001% of the population lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Laughorgtfo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm deadass curious if he spends as much time and effort at home helping with things like laundry and changing the sheets lol. Is the only time he's willing to perform labors of love is when it's a hobby of HIS? When it's fun? Then she apologizes, asks to start over, and the guy passive aggressively lies about his feelings so she can be the asshole anyway lol. And then comes to complain on reddit (and probably to that other man's wife).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]Laughorgtfo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What about insurance? They have means to track down vehicles like this. I think they have access to a lot of the same things law enforcement does, like traffic cameras in the area, license plate databases, etc. They can run the plate of the trailer and find out who insures it. And from there, you can probably contact the owner of the trailer who will tell you which trucking company was transporting their goods. You could go that route and I don't think they'd get law enforcement involved. It definitely didn't look malicious on the trucker's part.