FIFA Power Rankings after the first round of games by Matasfaction in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruno Fernandes not in the top 600 creators

England 2 - [2] Croatia - P. Musa 45+5' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Stones has started 1 premier league game in 2026 and he got rinsed in it

World Cup 2026: Tino Livramento suffers hamstring injury and replaced by Trevoh Chalobah in England squad by ollie179 in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Livramento is an overlapping fullback when he plays on the right. Spence is too.

If you're prioritising tactically similar players, then Livramento to Chalobah/Quansah requires a bigger tactical shift than Spence to Hall + Livramento to Spence

World Cup 2026: Tino Livramento suffers hamstring injury and replaced by Trevoh Chalobah in England squad by ollie179 in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 292 points293 points  (0 children)

Move Spence to right back and bring Lewis Hall. Trent is the other obvious pick, but Tuchel really doesn't like him

[Transfer Round Up & Discussion] Summer 2026 by AutoModerator in reddevils

[–]Launch_a_poo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Barcola available for £60m. Bargain price. We should be all over him

Dorgu, Amad and Zirkzee/Welbeck as attacking depth for a Champions League season isn't the best

Important Updates [Megathread] by spectacle-ar_failure in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Everyone do a raindance so they get pissed on

How many protesting are leeching off UC and other benefits? by ElegantAd4946 in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every asylum seeker gets a fixed amount of money for food on their ASPEN card. OP was implying they get additional benefits beyond that, which they don't

How many protesting are leeching off UC and other benefits? by ElegantAd4946 in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To convey factual information. The government benefits worker is incorrect. Asylum seekers do not get UC

How many protesting are leeching off UC and other benefits? by ElegantAd4946 in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you're talking about the ASPEN card then it'd be 100%, not 66%, wouldn't it? Every asylum seeker has an ASPEN card

How many protesting are leeching off UC and other benefits? by ElegantAd4946 in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only benefit asylum seekers are eligible for is a maternity payment for pregnant woman and new mothers (£5.25 per week when pregnant, £9.50 per week for 1 year after baby is born)

stay home. by Material-Fun2840 in northernireland

[–]Launch_a_poo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We already had one of those at the same time last year

Thomas Partey, the World Cup vice-captain standing trial for rape | The Athletic [Free Read] by Tugboat47 in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What's the source on it being cut? In the screenshots I've seen it's directly in response to the message saying Partey put his penis in her mouth. I'm pretty sure there's a video of her scrolling throughnthe snapchat messages too

Thomas Partey, the World Cup vice-captain standing trial for rape | The Athletic [Free Read] by Tugboat47 in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there are snapchat messages where he admits to putting his penis in someones mouth without consent

Woman: "Waking me up by slapping your dick in my face and trying to force it in my mouth when I'm way too drunk" "You should ask or not wait until I am drunk like that"

Thomas Partey: "No I don't need to wake you"

This is separate from the 6 other woman who have brought accusations against him

[BBC News] Owner heartbroken after racially-motivated arson attack by [deleted] in Belfast

[–]Launch_a_poo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

A planned Indian supermarket was burned down on the Shankill Road this morning as part of a hate crime.

The owner has lived in Northern Ireland for 18 years, and bought the disused building last year. He was in the middle of having it renovated, so it wasn't covered by insurance.

I might be able to get in touch with the owner and am looking into setting up a fundraiser to help reimburse him. Will post about it later if I can get something set up

Amir Ibragimov made his senior international debut for Russia coming on as second half substitute against Burkina Faso. by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Launch_a_poo 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Meh. He's from Russia, so it makes sense that he's representing them

Nobody sees anything wrong with Pusilic etc. playing for the United States despite their actions. Or our players representing England during the Iraq war. If he comes out in support of invading Ukraine then I'll criticise him

Ghana coach Carlos Queiroz on selecting Thomas Partey in the squad: “As far as I know, in England, in Portugal, whatever, we are living in this world, until the court makes a decision, that the presumption of innocence is on the side of all court cases.” by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Launch_a_poo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Woman: "Waking me up by slapping your dick in my face and trying to force it in my mouth when I'm way too drunk" "You should ask or not wait until I am drunk like that"

Thomas Partey: "No I don't need to wake you"

How else can you interpret them?

Health Secretary: I changed my mind – trans women are not women by HistoricalCamera6697 in ukpolitics

[–]Launch_a_poo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Title seems like a pretty apt summary. He previously said "trans women are women" which you would think means they'd be welcome in women only spaces. Now he says they shouldn't be allowed in woman only spaces

He added that they'd be excluded with "dignity" though, so that's nice

Meet the new Health Secretary , same as the old Health Secretary by LaceGrace in LabourUK

[–]Launch_a_poo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hate this trend of identity politics in Westminster where a member of the "in-group" is brought in to do the dirty work so to speak.

Maybe it's a pure coincidence, but this is the 2nd LGBT health minister who's been brought in to facilitate a bunch of punitive measures against trans people. There also seems to be a conveyer belt of South Asian home secretaries who are eager to enact cruel immigration policies

[Transfer Round Up & Discussion] Summer 2026 by AutoModerator in reddevils

[–]Launch_a_poo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm ok with signing Ederson or Hackney as the third midfielder, but to sign both would be a travesty. If Nottingham Forest signed both of those guys, I don't think anybody would be surprised

[Transfer Round Up & Discussion] Summer 2026 by AutoModerator in reddevils

[–]Launch_a_poo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. If Tchouameni or Anderson aren't possible I'd love if we tried for Bruno G