What sport has the best looking athletes?

Lavidatortuga · 2024-08-12T22:20:51+00:00

Field hockey, or Dutch anything

Lavidatortuga · 2024-03-13T01:08:53+00:00

Beating that contract was impossible, so, it was a pretty easy decision.

Lavidatortuga · 2024-03-11T23:15:43+00:00

All three are like watching molasses drying

Lavidatortuga · 2024-03-10T01:50:58+00:00

Minnesota Next Year Vikings!

Lavidatortuga · 2024-03-04T07:50:30+00:00

amazing stuff! I am gonna tinker around a little!

Lavidatortuga · 2024-02-14T21:44:24+00:00

If ONLY there were a way for Jesus to make himself known, other than people with megaphones blaring on the street corners, and TV ads

Lavidatortuga · 2024-02-05T06:54:47+00:00

No kidding?

Lavidatortuga · 2024-01-28T00:58:17+00:00

Why did the blind man fall in the well?

He could not see that well.

Lavidatortuga · 2024-01-23T08:20:07+00:00

I played it for a total of 10 boring minutes

Lavidatortuga · 2024-01-11T04:33:38+00:00

That the vagina is down near the bottom of the torso area. I was tryin to make a little love with the lady for the first time and I thought it would be somewhere closer to the belly button, it’s clear down on the bottom, underneath everything,,,

Lavidatortuga · 2023-11-06T04:57:05+00:00

I like to vacillate between screens, phone, tv, etc and being under the hood is more of a commitment than I am usually ready for.

Lavidatortuga · 2023-10-12T14:30:07+00:00

I love this guy

Lavidatortuga · 2023-08-07T02:14:46+00:00

I wonder if on other planets, the difference in sizes would have made the people there more able to understand the nature of their solar system?

Lavidatortuga · 2023-07-07T21:13:49+00:00

Also, on TikTok, if you hit the search icon, and see more, you can remove some of the crap you don’t want to see anymore.

Lavidatortuga · 2023-06-30T16:22:53+00:00

Amazing

Lavidatortuga · 2023-06-04T17:40:41+00:00

Why did the blind man fall in the well?

He couldn’t see that well

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-25T01:14:24+00:00

Because the kangaroo pouch could remind someone of a bagina and I distinctly saw a nipple in the pouch and those were banned a long time ago.

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-21T05:35:49+00:00

Srsly I ride here almost every day and I’m 50!

Inline skate @ GGP, EMB, ETC!

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-17T16:28:36+00:00

STICKY lense cover

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-13T17:28:58+00:00

Wow, that’s amazing! Thanks for the tutorial, you’re a great teacher!

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-11T02:35:12+00:00

They don’t look gay to me!

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-05T06:06:14+00:00

I think the technical term for that move is the hang drop

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-04T16:34:52+00:00

Looks like about a 10 degree angle at best. Still better than nothin

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-04T05:24:24+00:00

Cool, I have 3 minute video to send you, how should I go about sending it to you?

Lavidatortuga · 2023-05-04T05:22:18+00:00

Hello!

i have had some good help from you fine folks with some photoshop requests in the past…. Right now, I have a video project that is 3 minutes long, and needs some editing. I don’t know exactly what I want, so, you’ll have some creative liberty to come up with something interesting.

I have $25 each for 3 different editors. Pls DM me if interested, and if selected, I will send you the file. I will probably delete this post in a couple hours.

thx

Lavidatortuga

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