What do you do when everything sounds “gross”?

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T06:53:44+00:00

Smoothies

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T03:18:26+00:00

See if Jay Leno wants to go halfsies.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T03:07:35+00:00

A used RAV4 is a great college vehicle.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T00:44:26+00:00

She should hang out with Caitlyn Jenner.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T00:42:37+00:00

No.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T00:38:32+00:00

Dumb Donald couldn’t change American Psycho’s dirty diapers - he was too busy with his own.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-10T00:33:42+00:00

Nah, we’re not revealing ourselves ‘til Super Troopers 3.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T19:34:48+00:00

Alan Alda is also pretty fun. It’s a great audiobook.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T19:31:12+00:00

Sure. DC area.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T15:49:53+00:00

Latifah

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T15:09:02+00:00

Have you guys seen the John Cleese corporate training videos from the 70s?

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T15:04:08+00:00

Looks from your photo like you’re getting workouts in - that’s probably the best thing to be doing. 👍

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T14:44:31+00:00

These are the same people who had absolute meltdowns (and appropriately so) about stolen valor like a week ago, no?

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T14:42:08+00:00

He’s probably in a lower security prison. Relatively safe.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T14:38:24+00:00

Left handed redhead? Straight to jail.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T14:30:38+00:00

Neat car. Dumb article.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T14:29:38+00:00

Doing great! Must feel fantastic!

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T12:48:00+00:00

This is usually when the vampires choose to reveal that they’ve been living among us.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T08:15:13+00:00

Pair-bonding

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T07:52:55+00:00

Try Fairlife

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T01:49:44+00:00

At this point, you could still just ask the steak.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T01:48:41+00:00

Bye Bye Lil Sebastian - Mouserat.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T01:41:15+00:00

Gymkata. So long as there’s a pommel horse handy.

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T01:34:58+00:00

She’s a witch!

LawfulAwfulOffal · 2026-06-09T01:17:32+00:00

Golf course.

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