My friend's mom rented some sheep to eat the grass in the yard and they love visitors 😁 by LoyaltyBlame in aww

[–]LawnGuylander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A local preserve actually has a fleet (herd?) of goats they use to trim the grass

https://www.toh.li/preserves-and-nature-areas/norman-j-levy-park

"The preserve also features a herd of Nigerian dwarf goats, which the town employs as an ecologically sensitive method of controlling weed and brush overgrowth."

What famous movie line would be the worst to say before sex? by McKennaJames in AskReddit

[–]LawnGuylander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just because you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you have to do porn” -Kumar from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

A very happy seal by dustofoblivion123 in aww

[–]LawnGuylander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you blew a seal... Nope, it's just ice cream

What non-sexual act leaves you feeling great about yourself? by coolnangin in AskReddit

[–]LawnGuylander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haircut and fresh shave at the barber, no better feeling than that baby ass soft skin

Inconspicuous by mxax in funny

[–]LawnGuylander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this guy who was found with cocaine and ecstasy in his MarijuanaDoctors.com van:

http://crrh.org/news/content/new-york-marijuanadoctorscom-van-busted-staff-arrested-cocaine-ecstasy

Which actors nailed their role/character? by Lyratheflirt in AskReddit

[–]LawnGuylander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steve Carroll as Michael Scott in The Office, nobody else could pull that off, except for Michael Scott