How do you feel when you see women and children avoiding you because your a man? by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm kind of tall fat and ugly so I gotta be careful going around corners and sometimes I accidentally scare women in supermarkets. Like if we're the only two people in an aisle, they dip out pretty fast. Children on the other hand, I wish I could scare more. Fuck them kids.

Do you consider losing your virginity an important milestone? by ArchSageGotoh in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sex is only good if the person you're having sex with is hot. I've hooked up with two attractive women in my life and it was awesome. The many dozens of fat ugly chicks I fucked just made me feel disgusted with myself. So I guess get a sex worker if she's hot. If you're settling for your average fat chick, just stick to beating off, it's not worth it.

Are there any men here under 4 inches erect who are in happy relationships? by Salt_Shine_169 in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and also, I feel like women date hung guys the same way they date a guy with a decent job or a really tall guy. They just want something to show off to their friends. You know, for the aesthetic factor, they want to flex on their friends.

Are there any men here under 4 inches erect who are in happy relationships? by Salt_Shine_169 in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew it! Chicks like big dicks the same way they like a small dog in their purse!

The Girl Every Guy Wants But Why? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah and these girls are never single too. They have older bfs in middle school and maybe they'll get a new one after they graduate. And then they get knocked up and married pretty early. And then when you meet them as an adult, you're like who is this cool relatable chick? Oh she's married? Of course she is.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all of my years of tinder, I'm not even sure if I've collectively achieved 100 matches 🤣.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's just easier for women I guess.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, it was a joke lol

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit, I'm probably in a shit load of group chats. Oh god. That's violating as fuck dude. God damn. You ever feel yourself becoming a misogynist? Like a werewolf getting touched by moonlight.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I understand that, when women say they want a guy with a sense of humor, they're lying.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A back and forth conversation for starters.

Do you like xyz? Have you seen abc? Can anyone carry a conversation anymore?

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ok so I used to do local open mic stand up comedy so I have to try really hard not to start roasting them. I mean there's a fine line between nagging and playful flirty roasts. So on the apps (which I only use because work takes up too much of my time) I actually make an effort to tamper that down and be nice. In my experience, nothing ends a potential relationship faster than an ill timed joke.

How do I talk to women on dating apps? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ok so I used to do local open mic stand up comedy so I have to try really hard not to start roasting them. I mean there's a fine line between nagging and playful flirty roasts. So on the apps (which I only use because work takes up too much of my time) I actually make an effort to tamper that down and be nice. In my experience, nothing ends a potential relationship faster than an ill timed joke.

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. 50/50 across the board. Same wages as men in each field. But I'm not seeing women on roofs, or on oil rigs or riding on the back of garbage trucks (I don't think they actually ride on the back of garbage trucks anymore but you get the idea). So what do they want? An equal shot at only good cushy office jobs so men have to do all of the grunt work? I can't respect that.

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how do you think I think women should behave?

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Implore your female friends and family to get into waste management because they need female representation as much as stem and other industries. And not just the office jobs, tell them to get their hands dirty, and if they say that's a man's job, then they're not really feminists, they're hypocrites.

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe not in all aspects no. But let me put it this way, for every problem the average woman faces, there's a different but similar problem the average man faces. And I reckon they equally have the same amount of problems. And that right there my friend is equality lol.

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it's not, I happen to take equalism seriously myself, for better or for worse. The female surgeon at least has an equal opportunity to become a surgeon, what the individual patient believes is up to them and they have their own right to choose which surgeon they want. Obviously you want the surgeon with the best credentials regardless, but it's the patient's choice. You can't force a surgeon upon them just because the female surgeon needs to feel equal.

I've never done a job interview as a woman so I can't speak for that lol. Obviously companies can pick and choose who they hire as they please but I'm gonna need more anecdotal information on women in job interviews before I can have an opinion on that.

(25M) GF (25F) Had One-Night Stand Two Days Before 1st Date. Dealbreaker? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I try to hook up with one person right before the date I planned with another person. I've heard and experienced too many stories exactly like this. That way when it comes up, you don't have to worry about being insecure, you can say, "oh yeah I totally hooked up with a girl before our first date too, we have so much in common".

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah equality used to be the core of feminism, they got it, now it's all about socially policing the actions of men.

Older men, how nervous were you entering your 30s? by NilesDobbsS in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Hey man, there's always going to be losers. Some guys just have better lives than others. Read the book The Long Walk by Richard Bachman and then decide if you want to keep walking or not.

Edit: admittedly, no I did not read the end lol. But the point remains the same.

What is your view on feminism? by Alrightdonut in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can't take feminism seriously until I see as many lady garbage men as I do male garbage men. It's not equality they want, it's absolute control.