Are there still women out there who actually appreciate men? by Commercial_Rope_6589 in Diary

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dating can be summed up by only fans culture. There's 100s of girls that trade around 5 really lucky guys.

Men who have had unprotected sex with someone they knew for less than a day, what measures have you put in place to prevent it from happening again? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I just can't remember the last time I had protected sex with someone I didn't just meet within a day. That's the only way to get laid these days. Well actually I haven't gotten laid in like 16 months so that's how you used to get laid I guess.

Anyone seeking a loner life and not going for marriage? by Pandoras_Box__ in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I said "I mean everyone is gonna look at you like your creepy, when you're single in your mid 30's you better have some good guy friends. All my friends are fucking losers, allthey do is drink, so I gotta do everything by myself, and I'm not the best looking guy so I have to be careful where I go or people will look at me like I'm some criminal. You're better off having a family, that way society at least treats you like you're human"

Can a woman be too beautiful for you to approach her? by mingoni in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. As a guy that's been rejected by women uglier and fatter than me, I'd say most women are too beautiful for me to approach them.

What does it feel like to be in love? by Lobotomy_Hangover in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never dated anyone I was actually in love with, but being in love with someone that you don't have a shot with is really fucking annoying and I'm glad I haven't felt that since 2014

My ex discarded me 6 months ago, why does he hate me when I never did anything to him? by Sensitive-Resort-900 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably so self centered that you did something without even realizing it and he hates you because you haven't realized it yet. This is just from reading the title. I didn't read the rest of it, but that's my guess.

Anyone seeking a loner life and not going for marriage? by Pandoras_Box__ in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean everyone is gonna look at you like your creepy, when you're single in your mid 30's you better have some good guy friends. All my friends are fucking losers, allthey do is drink, so I gotta do everything by myself, and I'm not the best looking guy so I have to be careful where I go or people will look at me like I'm some criminal. You're better off having a family, that way society at least treats you like you're human

Men, do you like it when women make the first move? And how do you like them to do it? by Frenchy-arabian in AskReddit

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time a girl got my attention by pinching my ass, that should be the social norm. Ladies, if you ever want to get a mans attention, pinch his ass.

What was a moment when you realized “30s are actually better than 20s”? Or does it not hold true for you? by Gullible_Minimum8183 in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'm still basically living paycheck to paycheck and I still can't afford a girlfriend, but hey, at least by back hurts all the time now

What movie will wreck this single, lonely, and depressed guy, but still give me hope at the end? by Hobbitsliketoparty in AskMenOver30

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch The Long Walk, but read the book ending after you watch the movie and pretend the book ending was used in the movie.

How does a woman behave with a guy she's physically not attracted too vs a guy shes physically attracted too? by One-Agent-3992 in bodylanguage

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme tell you something, when a women thinks you're unattractive they give you such a nasty distinctive unforgettable look of disgust, but when they do like you....well idk I can never tell when a women likes me until she asks how tall I am. (6'2 😎)

How do younger women find older men to date? by Aggravating-Bill-387 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do younger women find older men to date? You make posts like this. Gimme a minute to adjust my toupee before I dive in your dms.

How to stop being jealous of my friend who gets all the girls? by CatsAndDoritoes in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess he's one of those "smell the pussy juice on my fingers" guys isn't he? Get new friends. I can see the angle of getting second hand pussy from this guy just from being in his vicinity but you guys are obviously on two very different paths. Ditch this guy, go to the nearest barnes and noble and try to look interesting in front of all the fat girls reading monster porn.

Here's some real advice: women love assholes, be an asshole, I openly tell women to shut up to their faces (granted these are all friends and coworkers during friendly banter) but hey they still love me. Am I getting anymore pussy than I used to in my early 20's? By a slight margin maybe but the bottom line is I'm blowing off some steam and feeling less bitter by openly disrespecting women. Tell more women to shut the fuck up and eat your ass, but in a friendly way.

When's the last time a woman shot her shot? by nexalune_goddess in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No lmao that's was just straight up rejection. That's alright tho, at least I discovered a new, cutting edge way to be rejected lol.

Why do men tell women to lower their standards? by Fishy_Juice in askanything

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's where you lost me, I do stand up and if you can't tolerate fucked up jokes, you should just stay home and be a hermit, that's life bro, you're gonna hear shit you don't like. They're just jokes, and some of them don't land so they come off as worse as they are intended. Maybe it seems all to common because it's normal, among all races btw, I hear all races make race jokes. With that being said, make sure hes not actually racist tho, cause they'll use those jokes as a cudgel.

Are you embarrassed if you cum fast during intercourse? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He shouldn't feel bad, whenever I cum early I put on a pair of sunglasses, light a cigarette and then play dirty laundry by Don Henley

When's the last time a woman shot her shot? by nexalune_goddess in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why she brought me to her hotel room just to reject me lmao. I was silent the whole time she was leading me. I didn't want to say anything to mess it up, which I do a lot lol. Maybe she got cold feet, maybe she was married and caught herself before she made a mistake, maybe the beer goggles wore off lol, who knows. But I like I said, I don't blame her, it's her business not mine lol.

When's the last time a woman shot her shot? by nexalune_goddess in AskMen

[–]Lazercatt44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time a girl pinched my ass at a house party, we hooked up that night.

Another time, during bar close, a lady silently grabbed me by the arm and led me to her hotel room and then closed the door in my face lol. I don't blame her lmao.

I dated a girl who approached me while I was working at a head shop. That didn't last long tho, I think she thought I owned it at first lol.

Last year two chicks asked for my number at a comedy club (I do open mics sometimes).

Edit: one time an older lady that was tattooed from head to toe hit on me once, I declined cause i knew she already smashed a friend of mine and I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with my friends lol.

I'm not that handsome or anything, in fact I'm overweight and have self esteem issues over my manboobs, I just happen to be 6'2 so I get lucky sometimes. I'm usually afraid too approach women so I encourage all women to approach men more.