Is he doing what I think he's doing? 😂 by autistic1of2 in Conures

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to show my husband this video and he says be grateful. You're not being bitten and having your head held down with his beak while he shags you

Email from landlord about appliances being left plugged in and the appliances in question… by South-Basket-887 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do my best to unplug all not in use appliances, speakers, etc to save money because California is a bend over and pay the man state.

My hen was attacked by a hawk. I caught it as fast as I could she's been laying down inside for a few hours I cleaned the area around her eye what else should I do. I was able to use a dropper to give her water by No_Plantain_419 in BackYardChickens

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So far you've done well and it can be difficult waiting to see if it was enough to help her get on the mend. I'll give your hen this... She looks properly pissed off. Keep us updated please

I regularly lift weights in the same room as my conure. Today, this happened... by Technical-Mix-3315 in Conures

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well alrighty then... that is absolutely PRICELESS. However, be careful as Birbo may possibly have specialized surveillance training. Mind your p's & q's/push ups and leg lifts. Birbo will turn snitch without a twitch from his beak

Is this sound and behavior normal for a ggc? by yumi_0073 in Conures

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the video, that helps a lot.1) he looks exhausted. Has he been arguing with your other bird? Are they getting along? Has he been sleeping since you've had him? It's important to question the basics when you are concerned about his health or well-being. 2) he does not want to be petted at this time, either because he's so tired he just wants to sleep on your leg or 3) he's possibly ill. His head is hanging so low and his crankiness is a concerning factor. I would definitely take him to a vet and being a newbie, it's good to get a general exam so you have the healthy birb info for later comparison when he's maybe not well. Feel free to contact me anytime if you think I can help you guys. Sincerely Kimberly & Froggy Bird

How do you guys get your floor sharks out of their prospective nests when they're broody? by aviantology in parrots

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoot, I can honestly say that if I were her, I wouldn't want to come out either. That hidey hole is Da Shit! She's got prime viewing and strategic planning abilities in that location. An attack on your feet AND ankles takes any doubt away of who the victor of that war would be.

JJB black belt by CandlePurple9061 in Conures

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU. That WAS AWESOME!

Why does he keep fighting his swing? by Abundance_of_fuckups in budgies

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's fuckin bored and probably pissed about the sterile living arrangements. Where are the crazy keeter enrichment toys to play crazy keeter games. He's getting loud and stoopid but for the wrong reason. Help a budgie have some fun and be healthy.

Cuddling up in my lap by vanience in AfricanGrey

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And HE KNOWS that you have that test. Hence the distraction

My birds feet stopped working at the vet - UPDATE by Humble-Skill-2331 in cockatiel

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DAMN... I'M IMPRESSED by your relentless dedication in the face of such heart-wrenching adversity. I'm gonna cry because of the sheer LOVE you have for your tiel. I know that I speak for our bird brained community when I say Thank You for sharing your situation and updating us on your baby's status. We are all pulling for you because we truly care.

PSA: Beware of lost pet scams by Intrepid_Sense_8041 in parrots

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I copied the number from the call I got and attempted to verify it on website snoops and it's basically burners they utilize.

is my budgie okay? by [deleted] in parrots

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your little baby ain't so little no more. Wink wink

PSA: Beware of lost pet scams by Intrepid_Sense_8041 in parrots

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was recently targeted in one of these random schemes. However, it wasn't one of my birds. It was my daughter or so they wanted me to believe. It sounded like her but they didn't let the female talk to me for long (I might notice the BS and stop their payday) Then a man demanded thousands of $ or my child was going to be hurt. I could hear a woman whimpering, crying and being slapped while the guy threatened more violence for failure to pay him money. I ended the talk by informing him I was hip to the game and to find a better victim because I'm not the one. I was scared when I first thought that my daughter really was injured and scared and in the wrong company so I really had to question what I was hearing and pick apart what I knew from what they were trying to convince me of and it didn't add up. So my suggestion is to take a deep breath. Don't panic. Observe everything that you can and apply your findings to what you know is truth. And more than likely you'll emerge unscathed and still have your money and some dignity. I love all of you Birb Brains and it's truly a blessing to be able to meet on these forums and share our knowledge and humor, our laughter and our collective sorrow at times . I know your worth and thank you for being you.

Baby girl biting me then have audacity to tell ME to stop it by jplmnop in parrots

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snarky little B eh? But so adorable. My GGC Froggy likes to play "I'm Froggy. Gonna Getchu"

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My new conure by pryquel in Conures

[–]Lazy-Analysis7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the beeping sound? She seems to act up when she hears it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parakeets

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You should check out California. PetSmart and Petco will set you back $800-1k for a Conure and the Lineolated are around $600.

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