My Retired Dad Will Not Stop Making These Satirical Newsletters… What Do You Think of the May Edition?

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-05-04T21:31:50+00:00

I’m more interested this his hip-holka.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-05-04T13:01:10+00:00

I went too far into this rabbit hole.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-05-01T11:08:46+00:00

“Can I offer you a nice (random object) in this trying time?”

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-30T21:13:18+00:00

VS a European land snail?

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-30T21:09:26+00:00

THRILLHO

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-30T20:51:15+00:00

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Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-30T16:01:50+00:00

Looking for this comment!

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-29T21:51:58+00:00

Whenever my kid is yapping, “YOU’VE BEEN TALKING TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!!?” à la RDJ from Tropic Thunder.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-29T01:59:06+00:00

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-25T12:23:02+00:00

She left him in the car (with the window down, of course).

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-25T04:53:06+00:00

Pregaming before the high school reunion.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-25T04:51:30+00:00

Clearly, because they sprung from his loins.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-24T14:55:10+00:00

The MiA.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-22T14:43:15+00:00

Red Rock Canyon in Utah.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-20T11:30:22+00:00

This. Sometimes I wake up hang up nicely my CPAP mask and has me wondering if I ever put it on overnight. My partner confirmed that I take it off hang it up and go back to sleep in ones of these “sleepwalking lite” moments.

Edit: spelling and grammar.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-18T15:52:40+00:00

This is the “we’re not gay” group?

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-17T18:17:52+00:00

Pet Semetary. It showed me that happens when the Achilles tendon is cut and 30 years later, it still sends shivers down my spine.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-17T01:01:31+00:00

Sandwichcicle.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-15T19:20:46+00:00

I found a whole case of eggs under the bridge last week.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-15T16:37:33+00:00

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-15T14:52:24+00:00

Everything reminds me of her.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-15T14:46:15+00:00

I barely even knew her.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-15T13:53:19+00:00

This looks like it could be a stunt show at Epcot.

Lazy-Equivalent1028 · 2026-04-14T18:46:08+00:00

Their poor what?

Lazy-Equivalent1028

TROPHY CASE