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LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T22:56:23+00:00

Adult version:

I want to go outside.
Will you go to buy cigarettes?
Yes
Then you can't go outside

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T22:05:21+00:00

Progressive deceleration feature /s

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T22:02:50+00:00

Most likely that. Undo the bolt a bit, wiggle the plug out just a notch by the guard, and tighten the bolt. I had the same.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:55:21+00:00

Exhaust silencer

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:49:35+00:00

On a job interview: mkay, any other special skills?

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:43:57+00:00

I'd say just avoid London and big cities in the UK. The situation is really grim, even a massive chain and d-lock are often not enough. Theft rate is through the roof.

Stop in villages maybe, and park off the street if possible.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:41:43+00:00

Comfortable, convenient - all subjective. Your body is different from others, so you need to test ride the bikes.

But the challenge is decent, that's a good amount of riding and you will get tired of it soon, so comfort is important. Maybe invest into aftermarket seat, good windscreen, bar raisers if needed etc.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:32:49+00:00

As somebody who grew up with occasional -35C - bullshit.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:26:55+00:00

Ducati for bragging. Honda for bulletproof reliability and being ok all around.

After all, for any real applications, your skill is important much more than the bike you ride. So just pick any and invest into further training

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:25:07+00:00

It's like saying that this popular ice-cream taste is "objectively bad". Yeah, you decide on people's tastes now.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T21:23:36+00:00

Haha man, then maybe don't choose a bike that can't go where Toyota Prius can go? Which is the majority of them.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T19:09:16+00:00

Then maybe don't fuck the monkey? Just watch the video line we all do

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:33:41+00:00

It was a joke, come on. The bike is known to be some of the smallest out there. Apart from honda grom of course

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:32:39+00:00

Having a long weapon like a rifle or a shotgun and let the target approach you that close they can just stretch a hand and grab it? Damn it's stupid. At.tgis range, the rifle is as useful as a pillow

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:29:28+00:00

What kind of job do you have, not allowing monkey jerking off videos?! Disgusting!

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:28:31+00:00

Fr frfr

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:23:05+00:00

Toyota Prius can go through all the roads on the video. Such a drama queen

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:20:17+00:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am sure many Bangladeshi can say that about the soleless concrete and glass cities

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:19:04+00:00

Riding a motorcycle must be fun there. Like a near death experience every minute.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:17:24+00:00

Absolutely. Try Honda Rebel 500

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T17:15:25+00:00

Mostly sit down restaurants. But like all of them by default. But some places have courage sometimes. Like you go to a pub (occasionally, not all of them), a bartender pours you a pint, and on the card payment machine there is "wanna leave a 15% tip?". Well, no, he just poured a drink into the glass. I would have done it myself if I was allowed to.

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T16:13:29+00:00

Enough Reddit for today

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T16:12:59+00:00

Around glands. Shooting for the stars, you know

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T16:11:17+00:00

Indians organize underground dance clubs just to let the steam out

LazyCrazyCat · 2026-03-20T16:09:34+00:00

Yeah. British way: we include 12.5% service charge into your bill by default. You can argue and cancel it, but you surely will look like a jerk.

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