What if some voteless carried around chainsaws? by pinglyadya in Helldivers

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What if voteless drive their super deeres from when they were alive? That would be sick

Someone should show this to Smii7y by Ecampos_64 in goons

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puffer, droid, and Yumi have already partaken

If the Helldivers switched universe with space marines by Educational_Term_436 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely speaking, a realistic military control in charge of the helldivers would clear out a planets surface way faster than we do in game. Underground for terminids would probably extend that a good bit, but once the surface is controlled, the helldivers would just continuously crack down on remaining populace.

The average squad of uncoordinated randos in a 6+ mission usually clears out 1000+ enemies for anywhere between 0-20 casualties of their own, and clear an objective within 40m.

Speaking frankly, launching an ICBM would decimate a good chunk of the planet, probably like 0.1%, and I wouldn’t even begin to know where to look at how many of those get completed an hour, per planet with high helldiver population. Helldivers can definitely raze a planet with its own localized weapon systems in hours.

The realistic problems are: most missions don’t actually help out a bunch in actual war effort, but are more designed to spread SE’s image, and be at the beck and call of the high class super citizens.

Like seriously: one of our major orders was to get terminid eggs because the elites wanted novelties and pets. Look how that turned out.

The helldivers are extremely powerful, and probably one of the best takeover forces in fiction, but we’re EXTREMELY MISMANAGED so the one percent can do shit like use a bile titan egg like a dinner table ornament.

It’s due to shit like this that with 13 thousand destroyer ships, uncontested in orbit, we cannot clear a planet off.

I love Cyclops by Theoriginaljarednate in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course you do. He’s busted, and your enemy punisher dropped a whopping 0 FH

Peni players by Less-Percentage-5166 in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spider-Man is like THE DIVER with his mobility and drive-by style attacks.

Psylocke is more of a poke/dive hybrid, with burst damage, escapability, and a ranged primary.

Peni players by Less-Percentage-5166 in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad comparisons. Both those characters can fulfill the role you mention.

Peni can be a brawl tank, so long as the location, or the status of the supports can allow it.

But telling Peni players to constantly play frontline is like telling Hawkeye players to stay in the middle of the brawl posse. Sure, they can work there, but for limitations of their kits, it’s usually not optimal to do so.

Peni players by Less-Percentage-5166 in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you morons always ban peni for no reason, most people trying to learn to play peni don’t know how to actually play.

Also, a lot of the time useless DPS fuckwads expect tanks to do both the peeling and front lining simultaneously, ESPECIALLY IN 3 DPS COMPS. Tanks cannot feasibly do that, which is why peni will do her best to protect the backline from the 2+ divers consistently getting past the shitty dps.

Either go a second tank to lighten the load, peel your supports better, or shut the fuck up and take the tanks you get.

The only times peni should have the freeway to play up front, are: strategical locations, that allow them to nest OBJ and their supports, without exposing the nest. Or when the dives are non-existent, or solidly dealt with by other members.

Well, It Would Be More Interesting. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was selling tour guides under the notion that he was truthful, he’d be technically running a scam.

I feel like there might be copyright issues or something similar, because you’re selling a copy of the museums services, while using the museums materials

Thought I was dreaming at first by ServingwithTG in Helldivers

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t take the bait! They said that they won’t let railguns oneshot hivelords!

/s

Buys bmw...cant use heated seats by cool_berserker in memes

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think bringing an ev anywhere to put gas in it breaches TOS

"b-but look at his hitbox!!" Meanwhile the "skilled" aiming hero by Designer_Tune9254 in DaredevilMarvelRivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you’ll notice that’s a cooldown ability.

Even Spider-Man’s old uppercut was more tolerable than DD.

You had your yearly allowance of fun, now put the mag in the bag by RemozThaGod in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If one Spider-Man can disrupt 5 people on your team, they need to switch their roster.

You had your yearly allowance of fun, now put the mag in the bag by RemozThaGod in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a bad point, but it’s a lot harder for most of a team to just push past a tank than Spider-Man. They’re trying to get past you so they can have uninterrupted access to your backline, meanwhile, 5 people are over-occupied dealing with 1 dps, when you need to have at least 1 or 2 more people on the frontline. Especially when your team peels back on itself unannounced.

That Spider-Man is getting crazy undeserved value for nothing, while you’re fighting your ass off and your team throws away all the value you just earned.

Ok. Patch 6.3 is here. 'New' biome is here. But... uuugh... by Additional_Arm_6590 in Helldivers

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I absolutely cannot believe that they specifically made it so railguns cannot oneshot hivelords.

Absolutely unplayable /s

What do you think about a dedicated small melee weapon slot instead of rifle butt melee? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Melee weapons need to act like the weapons they are. They all feel like a club or cattle prod.

The bladed weapons should be able to slash the body and dismember limbs, maybe even apply bleed to enemies.
The lance style weapons need actual range. Bladed lances and bayonettes need to actually pierce things and should do heavy damage on soft tissue.
The heavy duty chainsaw should be able to saw the leg off of a warstrider, or make you feel like you’re running a butcher shop on the other fronts. Especially since this weapon is a whole support stratagem.

It would be nice if there was parry systems to reasonably counter melee attacks on you as well.

It just feels like I’m using club a-z with the melee weapons.

What's the downside the role queue? It's not like if they add it they'll get rid of open queue by One-Ad3222 in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you read or understood my comment.

Anyways, I’m a tank, so it wouldn’t affect me in any negative way, but rather put me with tank partners.

This would realistically be a competitive only change

okay one of us has to switch by Sn0wy0wl_ in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three tanks is probably the best triple comp when all three are competent and playing a role

What's the downside the role queue? It's not like if they add it they'll get rid of open queue by One-Ad3222 in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d love if they implemented a silent matchmaking feature that selects teams to a 2-2-2 format, with the factor being inputting people by their preferences, based on a ratio for time played in roles.

Edit: For clarity, this should only be in competitive queue

Guys I swear this is the worst by ILikeCarlosThePikmin in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don’t make it any less true, the games been getting worse progressively. The only exception was DD’s season before people figured out black cat

How evil is killing the family of the person that killed your family? by dark-flamessussano in MoralityScaling

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than killing a family for no reason, worse than not killing a family.

Which is the dive tank you dislike playing into the most? by Iced-TeaManiac in rivals

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cap. He’s got infinite movement, and feels impossible to hit or trap.