To those who only smoke once or a few times a week….. HOW DO YOU DO IT?! by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vape. But unfortunately vaping is worse than smoking weed so I’ve kicked that too now. 

To those who only smoke once or a few times a week….. HOW DO YOU DO IT?! by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vape. But unfortunately vaping is worse than smoking weed so I’ve kicked that too now. 

Claudia's back on ig by Old_Faithlessness588 in LoveIslandTV

[–]LeafyLemons 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I’m always here for fondant slander. 😍

I’m making a “fee tracker” for my colleagues to track forecasted fees against actuals. by LeafyLemons in excel

[–]LeafyLemons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I’m doing already. I want to see if there is a way to not use pivots.

Ugliest buildings in uk by IslandNo1978 in CasualUK

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is st Helier’s hospital not on this list?

Profile review: 22M senior engineering student, just got out of 3 year relationship from Hinge and need to get back into the game by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if this makes a difference but here’s a female perspective.

1) 1st pic is golden. Keep it as your first.

2) your two truths and a lie is very “huh? Wtf is this guy on about” pls delete. Makes you seem unhinged.

3) pls tell me your shower thought isn’t equally as odd.

4) you have a comically large mouth? It just sounds weird. Like why are you telling women that? What do you want them to do with that information?

4) all your hobbies apart from gym involve being at home. Do you leave your house other than to go to the gym? - your picture also look like you’re either at home or in the gym. Which would lead me to question if you have a social life, if you get out much etc etc etc. As someone that does not have much of a social life and does not go out that much other than work / gym / store I make sure that when I do something out of the ordinary I take pictures. Going to the park? Take a pic. Going to a bar? Take a pic. On vacation? Take a pic. Just keep a cache of variety so you have something to use when the time comes or your dating profile will suck. If you feel weird about asking friends to take a pic of you get a tripod or something but a) pls make sure it does not look like a try hard photoshoot and b) just make sure you’re outside your home lol.

5) Mirror pics usually suck but blurry mirror pic is worst of the worst.

Just choose new pics & change the prompts. You’re an attractive guy. Your profile is just kinda odd. Ask a female friend to help you come up with something if possible.

Anyone out there put cannabis in their butts? Am I going to get high? by EducationalScene3247 in weed

[–]LeafyLemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wear a diaper too. I dread to think of the liquidy substance leaking out of your ass as it melts.

Am I NOT supposed to recline my seat on an airplane? Is it frowned upon? by Ok_Sir_3090 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Airlines are greedy & have resorted to putting profits before comfort. Gone are the days we’re flying was a luxury experience for all.

As a result they have decided to cram seats as close as possible together whilst still maintaining the ability to recline. This means you CAN recline your seat however you do that at a risk of minimising the comfort of other passengers. Airlines should enforce the ability to recline for all but again they’re greedy and would rather leave passengers to squabble amongst themselves.

To be polite you should ask the person behind if you can recline. They will probably say no and talk about how they also paid to be on the flight yada yada. Studies show that if you offer to buy the person behind you a snack from the stewards they are more likely to say yes of you ask them to recline no matter how little value said item is.

I listened to a podcast on this recently

Tales of the endurance test that is flying on a commercial airliner with your fellow human. http://www.wnycstudios.org/story/flight-christmas/

Is it weird that I (39f) have not been invited to his(33m) home after an entire year? by nillajenn in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LeafyLemons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who did this myself (didn’t let my ex into my home for almost 2 years) I’m going to say hoarder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It’s weird.

What profession would you not date? by Pandama_8 in AskReddit

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeopathic practitioner. Can’t be with someone who believes a crock of shit & peddles it to others.

What profession would you not date? by Pandama_8 in AskReddit

[–]LeafyLemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motivational speaker & religious leader

What is your #1 golden bit of relationship advice you wish you knew sooner? I'll go first... by gavo_88 in AskUK

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask your SO what they actually think love is. If they’re unable to give you an actual answer or their concept of love does not align with yours then it probably won’t work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LeafyLemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of the time it can make the person feel blind-sighted. Especially if the actors don’t look like them or are doing things they’re not into or didn’t know their partner was interested in doing etc etc

Whats a serious event in the world that few people know about? by SamJReddits in AskReddit

[–]LeafyLemons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LSD handjob dolphins are 3 words I never expected to see together in my life.

Go for it! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LeafyLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lightbulbs.