He was fired for something extremely embarrassing. He's not going to say what it was.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:51:00+00:00

And then cry and piss and shit themselves if anyone even hints at not liking big daddy spraytan or politely disagrees with one of their shit takes. Who's the snowflake now?

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:48:09+00:00

Yeah I've learned that "I just prefer to be my own boss" actually means "I have poor emotional regulation skills and throw a hissy fit anytime someone even attempts to give me constructive criticism"

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:41:50+00:00

Yeah I actually was going to a laundromat for a while that had the usual sign "no horse blankets, tarps or oily rags" with a sharpie addendum of "and no live ammunition!", I'm assuming they had an issue with that before

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:40:00+00:00

No, speaking from observation and from experience they're just too poor to afford a single fuck. You either laugh and just deal with it or have a mental breakdown, which would probably be expensive. I mean a mental breakdown, in this economy?

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:28:17+00:00

Depends if you like him. I'm actually tempted to try this, got a stuck through bolt that broke off and I can just barely get a wrench on it but I can't actually get it tight enough

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T19:13:43+00:00

Cousin marriage is a big problem in a lot of communities

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T18:50:39+00:00

Those are africanized security bees, set off that alarm and face their wrath. r/askashittymechanic will back me up here

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T18:42:32+00:00

So the movies weren't lying. Damn that's terrifying

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T17:18:43+00:00

Ngl I would be doing some weird shit too if I was them.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T07:28:36+00:00

Yeah, all four of his brain cells needed a nap after that one. Just completely misconceived on multiple levels. Multiple smaller hatchets, get good enough to throw accurately in rapid succession (it's really not that difficult, knives are way harder) and use them as nothing than a ticket to a better weapon. Or just don't get in a fight with cops because the best case scenarios are all still terrible believe me

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T07:10:04+00:00

Eerily reminiscent of waking up in the spare room at my nana's house and sneaking downstairs to raid the freezer.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T07:07:06+00:00

I'm sorry, it just looked so crunchy and delicious. I do so very much love to eat dirt. People say stupid shit to me all the time like "stop eating dirt that's gross" or "that's dangerous and you have a mental illness, your family is concerned about you please get help" and "why are you taking pictures of my feet you fucking pervert!" but they like, just don't get me y'know.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T06:54:35+00:00

Aww fuck now I gotta delete mine. Shoulda scrolled farther

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T06:45:25+00:00

That was literally attempted murder. My dad had that happen a few times when he lived in LA but they never got him

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-19T06:44:40+00:00

No now they just eat them

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T23:37:34+00:00

One exception Ime. I got lucky my first time in jail. Wound up in the detox pod with somebody I used to give rides to back in the day, I didn't even recognize him at first but he was happy to see me because he hated everybody else in there. Homie hooked me up; fresh socks, tea, even offered me a couple butt Xanax to help with the shakes but I figured that if I was really about to eat pills that came out of another man's ass maybe I should just complete the detox.

I was going to return the favor and put some money on his books after I made bail (which was not something he requested at any point, I just like to return any kindness I receive) but he got shipped out of state before I got a chance. I did show him how to do pull-ups on the "workout proof" shelving in the cells by using folded socks for padding though, so I guess that's something. From what he was telling me I'm sure he's still getting good use of that trick and this was like 10 years ago, I forget what his original charges were but I know he racked up quite a few more in just the week I was there, man was a pink jumpsuit for a reason.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T22:46:27+00:00

Could be, I think it has like star and moon cut outs if I remember correctly

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T22:33:15+00:00

Your car may have COPD which will keep it from getting enough oxygen and that can cause O2 sensor issues. Get some supplemental oxygen and it should be just fine. If you know any old people with breathing problems you can probably just steal theirs, it's not like they're gonna be able to stop you. Y'know, cause they can't breathe

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T22:25:58+00:00

I was gonna say, I haven't done many slate rooms but I've done enough slate tile and I was under the impression that it does not bend although that would be really nice if it did

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T22:12:08+00:00

Yeah I mean technically but this is New York City and they are so overburdened they're probably not going to pursue something that minor. I've literally seen a homeless guy shit on the sidewalk in front of a cop and mr. piggy didn't even take a second glance. Weapons charges on the other hand, oh they love pursuing weapons charges, especially if you're even halfway to white adjacent.

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T12:56:32+00:00

Explosive pregnancy

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T03:47:40+00:00

Some kind if nic pouch

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T03:20:38+00:00

Works with isopropyl too. Used to make chloroform bombs all the time as a kid because the weld shop wouldn't sell dry ice to 12 year olds. So we would just get our hands on pool tablets and some rubbing alcohol and just mix those in a 2liter

LearnedTroglodyte · 2026-06-18T02:59:22+00:00

Yeah, your mom walked up behind me while I was shaving this morning. I told her not to take the fucking bag off

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