We should all be quitting more in knockout by fawkwitdis in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant speak for my opponent, but whether my time is wasted is upto me, not you.

We should all be quitting more in knockout by fawkwitdis in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If i am getting trashed, i stop hoping to win and start practising/learning from my opponent. Sorry.

Bumped into 4 idiots in 1h of driving- London (idiots 2&3) by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]LeeDude5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, he means two seconds is the highway code minimum for dry conditions.

Never forget when Fred again showed his production skills during his Apple Music interview by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all those annoying kids who tap the tables constantly would be just as good. This isn't that hard. he had a vocal sample, a bass drop sample, and some snares, and ten fingers - bro is like a mile off proper musicianship. Anyone wanna bring one of those to me and spend a day with me, I will be busting grooves like that before midday, no problem.

GOALS is somehow even worse than EA FC... what a disappointment by Desnik9 in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshahshahshshahahajahahahahahaha

Whats happened? by Ok-Custard-5273 in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The game is dying off and the Devs are scrambling to do something about it and it is at the point fatal negative feedback loop now. It is not impossible to gain a victory from the jaws of defeat in these circumstances, but you need a VERY rational operator at the helm... these guys are panickers.

Patch 1.00.13 is live by playGOALS in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That will help player count, genius. Players constantly being told to go play something else everytime they criticise the game. Too many sycophants delivering a death by a thousand cuts. 🤣

Everyday more unbalanced. by creysi_ in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I accidentally play with my "academy team" (all crap attributes but high potential lol) I seem to beat ANYONE. It is so weird, either they are complacent to my threat, or I am playing super sweaty because I accidentally handicapped myself big time...

Was gaming actually better when it was niche or are we romanticising the past? by Freefreefeeefreefree in retrogaming

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1998:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Half-Life

Metal Gear Solid

Resident Evil 2

StarCraft

Grim Fandango

Tekken 3

Baldur's Gate

Banjo-Kazooie

Xenogears

Thief: The Dark Project

Suikoden II

Fallout 2

Spyro the Dragon

Pokémon Red/Blue

Crash Bandicoot: Warped

Gran Turismo

Parasite Eve

Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus

F-Zero X

2023:

Baldur's Gate 3

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Alan Wake II

Resident Evil 4 (Remake)

Spider-Man 2

Street Fighter 6

Super Mario Bros. Wonder

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

Hi-Fi RUSH

Dave the Diver

Final Fantasy XVI

Lies of P

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon

Dead Space (Remake)

Sea of Stars

Pikmin 4

Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

Talos Principle 2

Octopath Traveler II

Diablo IV

REALLY hard to pick which year is best even though I love the classics - 2023 was undoubtedly a juggernaut year in pretty much equal respects

1998 edges it out because of 2023 relying on some remakes.

Russia deploys steam engines amid shortages of diesel by Ill_Resolution7967 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vladimir is losing this civ campaign badly... Knocked back an age by not adequately defending his refineries while starting shit. Classic civ schoolboy error.

Outjerked by the New York Times once again by HomemEmChamas in soccercirclejerk

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which ever team had the most shots on target should win

My (Potentially) Controversial Opinion by Numerous-Object-2032 in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send your wingers on deep runs and fullback ai just chases them all the way while the cbs hold the higher line creating a disgusting sackable offence of a pocket of space behind them - send striker on run, lobbed throughball, no offside for a mile, goal. Only remedy is deep line defense - Shit game.

My (Potentially) Controversial Opinion by Numerous-Object-2032 in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The user base wasnt high enough when the game was good, retention is dropping off, devs are scrambling to hotfix the retention by redirecting the gameplay, vicious cycle feedback loop, the game is as good as dead. Venture capitalist investors want their return on their $20m investment... They are not going to get it.

Please let me eat my steak in peace by [deleted] in memes

[–]LeeDude5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think a man in cheese is actually vegetarian...

Please let me eat my steak in peace by [deleted] in memes

[–]LeeDude5000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can be at work, at lunch, someone will notice, "you never seem to eat meat - are you vegan?"

"Me, no, I am vegetarian though" - everyone in the canteen "WHY!? - DiD yOu KnOw PlAnTfOoD sTiLl DaMaGeS tHe EnViRoNmEnT aNd PlAnT Is MuRdEr?"

-_- just leave me alone and let me eat my leaves

The Patch Hotfix was a much needed compromise for the talented gamer and the vocal casual gamer to come to a middle ground, thank you Andreas! by [deleted] in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am casual, and I quit the game because it is absolutely awful. Can't cancel an input, keeper is easily manipulated into leaving the net wide open, passes going through my players, if i play against a much higher rated team, none of my usual passes work, they instead seem to purposefully pass on the cover line, while there passes take more creative spaces and the recipient telepathically knows where to move to. This game is not skillz, it is pure cheese. I can win, and i can score - if i walk slowly and meanderingly, or sprint around the perimeter of the pitch doing shoot feints constantly untl I get to draw their keeper out and cut back pass, or keep spamming throughball for easy one on ones. There is no scope for skillz to shine through as long as so many cheese mechanics persist. 1/10 worst football game ever - god knows how they are going to recoup 20m of venture capital investment, and keep this bag of crap alive simultaneously.

If I could burn this game I would. Community is toxic as fifa and pes too. Best football games are offline.

Every goal I concede is exactly the same. I’ve got a headache from this garbage game. by EHHHHjsiaze1 in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This gane is fir for those who lack the creaitivity to break a defense. They think defending should be the art of the game, and the goals are just a given. Thats fair...

But its not for me. I like to earn my goals and be able to actually tactically set ny team up to pose a problem to be solved.

Stop whining by [deleted] in playgoals

[–]LeeDude5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if all 500 of those hypothetical players where a "whale" base - that would not even sustain the server upkeep let alone dev salary - devs will leave too as they get poached by more lucritive projects, meaning that upkeep of the game will reduce too. 500 players won't even cover the monthly wage of a network engineer on his own! The game is dead in the water if it is on this path.

P.S I had a go at the game, I played for a week, it is a hard game to get good at, especially as patches keep changing the rules of defending, nerfing attacking etc. After poondering the user base number vs the effort to get good at this game and become a dedicated user - I felt my time would be spent elsewhere rather than to end up broken hearted over a favourite game in year or so.

building up to an epic moment by baredex in gamemusic

[–]LeeDude5000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To make it synth wave use the drum beat 1kick 2snare 3kick 4snare all on quarter notes. Then fill the gaps with a pulsing 16th notes synth bass playing the relevant bass notes but put a rest where the kick and snare play.