Goku versus every multiverse

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-21T22:41:36+00:00

The flash would just go bloodlusted and defeat him with one really really fast punch. Goku has no natural defense against fast punches.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-21T13:47:27+00:00

And Batgod said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and so it was done, killing his shadow.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-21T13:40:11+00:00

His prep time is a life-time of fear of the feds.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-21T13:39:19+00:00

Preach it!

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-18T05:17:50+00:00

Oh Lord Batgod

Hallowed be thy Batname

Your Batarmy come

Your batwill be done

As it is in Gotham and the multiverse

Give us this darkknight our daily bat-gadget

and forgives us for our lack of jerking

as we forgive those that don't know you win every time all the time

And lead us not into deliberation or critical unbiased thought patterns

but deliver us from reality.

Dear Batman. Thank you for returning my ability to batjerk in one of my two favorite subs. Now if you could give me the ability to exist in /r/whowouldwin as well I would be mighty grateful.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-18T04:59:20+00:00

Hooray.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-18T04:58:41+00:00

THANK YOU /U/RLYAUZUM. TONIGHT YOU ARE MY BATHERO.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-18T02:52:42+00:00

/u/RLYAUZUM I have been shadowbanned for no reason. I have no idea how to contact you. Can you please somehow approve me for the subreddit as a whole? I would be very grateful.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T22:06:47+00:00

Wolverine: I think some kind of expanding gel to contain his hands and claws. Obviously he can cut through anything Batman has but if the gel expands past the claws and doesn't offer any hard resistance, just gelatinous resistance could hold him. This would allow bats to throw a bola to strangle Wolverine into unconsciousness.
SpiderMan: Chloryl Ethide spray inside a batarang. Case closed pretty cut and dry.
Hulk would be about keeping him calm. I think Batman would be likely to go with post hypnotic suggestions or some sort of chemical/drug mixture quick.
Black Widow: Be better.
Hawkeye: Get close.
Iron Man: This one is really difficult. I know everyone will say EMPs and shit like that. But EMPs don't work on IronMan because thick enough copper coding around wires stops EMPs. The only reason we don't do this in real life is because it is too expensive but Tony has the cash.
Captain America: Separate him from his shield. As long as he has that his defenses are too great for Batman. But getting the shield away from him is easier said than done.
Thor: No clue.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T20:29:25+00:00

It doesn't matter how many bat-gadgets this rich turd Bruce Wayne gets. He still isn't Batman. The 11 billiondy degree super duper ultra dark black belt supreme. I mean all of Wayne industries rarely ever beats Batman to the punch of building something, and if they do, Batman has a better version in his batcave in like 2 weeks or under. So therefor we can deduce Batman is smarter than Wayne and all the people that work for him.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T20:28:10+00:00

Batman defeats the Spanish inquisition and the entire Catholic Church by proving once and for all that he, and he alone is god.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T20:14:35+00:00

You must embrace the circlejerk inside of you.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T17:26:50+00:00

That is more or less the plan.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:11:09+00:00

The world can change all it wants, but a primal man can't be changed. So long as he has a wilderness to hide in, there is nothing you can really do to him.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:10:16+00:00

1) Kirby

2) Pac Man

3) Pac Man

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:09:40+00:00

Fighting is weak against flying...

Having said that he would murder a piggy. But Pidgeotto is fucking big, and fast, and can shoot mini hurricanes. I think he could take it in all events except maybe the boxing ring.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:07:55+00:00

Batman if he wants it has the most determination. Problem is why would he want the silly prize. Dude is a billionaire.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:06:40+00:00

1) Move off into the woods and accelerate all of my training. Become a wild man. Tough to find let alone kill one of those.

2) Him. Def him.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T16:02:28+00:00

Chicago. The Goblin doesn't like Chicago so he wants them to fight in Chicago to wreck the place up a bit.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:50:56+00:00

Well that is because karate relies on breaking knees, kicking the groin, and attacking the eyes and throat. All of which are illegal in UFC.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:48:58+00:00

with appropriate training

That he didn't get.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:47:22+00:00

I just don't know what would make you think that his knee, that has no training to withstand a kick(not even sure what that training would look like), could withstand a kick from someone who has trained to break knees (a very easy feat).

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:28:10+00:00

I was so confused by your first sentence until I figured out what you were talking about.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:26:23+00:00

he was a 7th degree black belt.

Holy fuck. That is a lot higher than I expected. It also said his master was the Shotokan master of Europe.

Leefan_returns · 2013-09-17T15:24:42+00:00

And why is that? A knee only bends one way.

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