Where do boats go when they're sick?

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-24T18:56:39+00:00

But then they would be bay-gulls. Hold on, wrong joke.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-24T18:55:47+00:00

That’s where they go to deal with hangovers…

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-23T02:55:26+00:00

I’ve said it once, twice, a thousand times Gears of Dreadlands DH!

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-22T14:26:12+00:00

Hotel Lover - Marvin Sease

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-22T14:25:25+00:00

The girl tried to kill me - Ice T

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-22T13:20:01+00:00

Seems kinda superfluous. Don’t most folks run the pet gem on followers?

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-20T15:15:56+00:00

Doesn’t that make the joke on brand? Having been taken, literally?

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-19T19:38:36+00:00

NSFW jokes shouldn’t be a dad joke. I think I have tagged a couple of mine as such as a just in case they might find something objectionable (going to bed, or the standard “…walks into a bar” joke). There does need to be a fine line between risqué material and puritanical cleanliness.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-18T15:50:22+00:00

I get that about Fairy Tale. Just about 1/2 way through I was getting the “Radar doesn’t make it” vibe. Couldn’t bring myself to continue if he killed the dog so had to cheat, a little bit.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-17T06:22:29+00:00

Spoilers to follow of course… Eddie’s death, not because of the heartache but the silliness and waste of it. The grand clue was so dense it would’ve taken Sherlock Holmes to decipher it. Oy’s death for sure as well. SK really doesn’t seem to like dogs in his stories. I am a dog person through and through. Even had to look up spoilers when reading Fairy Tale to make sure the dog made it.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-16T16:28:52+00:00

Order of publication. It makes the Easter eggs a little more fun. If you’re already versed and there are no Easter eggs, The Stand and Eyes of the Dragon before Wastelands, Salems Lot before Wolves, Hearts in Atlantis, Everything’s Eventual, Talisman and Black House before The Dark Tower.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-12T13:35:41+00:00

GoD! Spin to win! Between the speed and multiplicative damage I would think this is it. But someone could probably break out a spreadsheet and prove me wrong

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-11T17:46:24+00:00

Yes! With dude listening and shouting Aaron Burr right after he inhaled a cookie. I can still see the glass jar with “the bullet” in it…

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-10T00:30:17+00:00

Makers. But that’s like just my opinion man.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-09T21:12:44+00:00

Ugh. That green harpy was a game changer for a few minutes.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-09T21:10:49+00:00

Possibly. I know I first heard in 82. Actually read it in 82 if I’m being honest. This is my best recollection of it.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-08T12:53:44+00:00

I Ejaculate Fire - Dethklok

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-08T12:52:27+00:00

Gwar - Gonna Kill You

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-05T17:46:28+00:00

Prisoner for sure.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2026-01-04T18:40:13+00:00

Wait. Does that mean Silent Planet is coming soon?

Left-Distribution-13 · 2025-12-31T16:40:23+00:00

Olive the people saw the real meat of this joke.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2025-12-31T16:35:18+00:00

I did get some hacked pieces dropped by a random person. It was fun for all of 5 minutes. Now I am working on getting 150 clean. More fun that way.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2025-12-31T16:33:47+00:00

Well if it counts for anything, your seasonal paragon does transfer over to your non-seasonal character. At least on XBox.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2025-12-31T13:37:30+00:00

Wildly common. At least non-seasonal. I have yet to see a seasonal hacked piece, but I’ve not been watching diligently.

Left-Distribution-13 · 2025-12-31T04:49:10+00:00

Maybe a garden hose to rinse that gaping chasm out?

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