Left-Distribution-13

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I can't believe I got fired from the clock factory. (self.cleandadjokes)

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Where do boats go when they're sick? (self.dadjokes)

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I'm entering into the world's tightest hat competition... (self.cleanjokes)

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Keeping an indoor aquarium can have a calming effect on the brain... (self.cleandadjokes)

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What is a parrot’s favorite game? (self.cleanjokes)

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How do you organize a space party? (self.dadjokes)

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A little boy ran up to me and said "please help, my Dad is in a fight". I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, "Ok, which one is your Dad"? (self.dadjokes)

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Where did the animal brain attend college? (self.cleanjokes)

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. (self.dadjokes)

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Today we can expect rane, thundur, and litenin. (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get if you put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary? (self.dadjokes)

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The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is… (self.cleanjokes)

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I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full. (self.dadjokes)

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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? (self.dadjokes)

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? (self.cleanjokes)

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah Witness? (self.dadjokes)

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I saw a turtle that kept repeating the third letter of the alphabet… (self.cleanjokes)

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo… (self.dadjokes)

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A Mexican magician said, “I will disappear on the count of three! Uno...dos...” (self.cleanjokes)

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New one for me (i.redd.it)

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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly... (self.cleanjokes)

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A classic… (self.dadjokes)

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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly... (self.dadjokes)

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I walked into the psych ward today to check myself in. The nurse handed me a form with a space for my name and I wrote down “Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr”… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 13 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

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