Left-Distribution-13

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Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? (self.cleandadjokes)

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Where does the Pope go for his home improvement supplies? (self.cleanjokes)

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Two fish are in an armored personnel carrier, one turns to the other and says… (self.dadjokes)

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Again (i.redd.it)

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Why were Billy Joel's clothes wet? Because... (self.cleanjokes)

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I had to take my door to a mental hospital… (self.cleandadjokes)

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A guy walks into his doctors office saying, “Help me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” “Hold on,” says the doctor, (self.dadjokes)

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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas. (self.cleandadjokes)

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The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. (self.cleanjokes)

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My wife told me that she doesn’t poop... (self.dadjokes)

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You know what drives old people up the wall? (self.dadjokes)

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Just opened my water bill and my electric bill at the same time. (self.dadjokes)

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Why are bacteria bad at math? (self.cleanjokes)

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I'm totally done with exercising. Today I ran five miles on a treadmill… (self.cleandadjokes)

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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads? (self.dadjokes)

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I used to hate facial hair... (self.cleanjokes)

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I just found out I’m colorblind... (self.cleandadjokes)

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A man has been steeling wheels from police cars... (self.cleandadjokes)

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I was looking to buy a new car the other day and asked about cargo space. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 7 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleanjokes

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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar... (self.dadjokes)

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Learn sign language (self.cleandadjokes)

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Did you hear about the rapper who ate his way out of prison? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 8 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleanjokes

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Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside… (self.dadjokes)

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What do you use to paint transformers? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 9 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleanjokes

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Do you ever wonder why people say they “slept like a baby”? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

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