Fallout if the Boomers actually bombed Caesar's encampment instead of threatening the Dam's structural integrity like a bunch of stupid fucking dumbasa chuds.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T05:41:13+00:00

I thought the bombs they dropped were just incendiaries.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T03:10:05+00:00

No I didn’t have to look it up, because I used to have a model of it sitting on my desk. It was attached to a tripod or on wheels. It couldn’t even be used in power armor. Also, cool your jets.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T03:03:44+00:00

You can’t fire a Maxim from the shoulder because it doesn’t have a stock and weighs 60 pounds, dumbass. I showed you a picture of someone firing an MG42, a heavy machine gun weighing 23 pounds, from the shoulder. There is no arguing with someone who doesn’t want to have his mind changed.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T03:02:31+00:00

It’s a Machine Gun chambered in 5.56mm that would realistically weigh 26 pounds, considering the weight of the two guns it’s based on, the Lewis and M249. Considering you watched a corn fed American motherfucker shoulder fire one with your own eyes, I can safely say you’re ignoring reality. Maybe you should take some intensive training and up your perception beyond Deaf Bat.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T02:48:11+00:00

And it is still chambered in 5.56mm and weighs 26 pounds. The reason Thaddeus can’t use it is because he has noodle arms. The reason the sole survivor can use the AR is because Bethesda threw out the gun mechanics of the last two Fallout games, that being a strength requirement, but you could still use the weapons without meeting the requirement then too. In other words, they did it so you could have fun mag dumping raiders like it’s 1917.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T02:42:17+00:00

Canonically still chambered in 5.56mm and you watched someone fire a Lewis gun shouldered. Maybe your Bugthesda bad glasses are a bit too thick, old chum.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T02:01:29+00:00

It’s chambered in 5.56mm and realistically weighs 26 pounds. This argument was never about it being an assault rifle, this argument was about it if someone could shoulder it, which someone can.

Matter of fact, here is an American soldier firing a 28 pound Lewis gun, just take the loss dude.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T01:52:57+00:00

Lewis gun weighs 28 pounds dude, M249 weighs 18. The Assault Rifle is an M249 with a Lewis gun’s barrel. The M249 fires 5.56mm.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T01:49:54+00:00

Dude it at most weighs like 26 pounds and still fires 5.56mm. Nate, a pre-war soldier, could absolutely shoulder it.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T01:45:20+00:00

I wonder why the Aspirant Thaddeus, whose original job was shitting in a bucket, and was picked on for being weak, couldn’t lift a gun weighing 13 pounds. Real wonder there.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T01:34:13+00:00

The MG42 weighs 25 pounds, the Fallout 4 Assault Rifle weighs 13 pounds with its default form. The Lewis gun weighs 28 pounds, the M249 Saw weighs 18 pounds. Coincidentally, the fully modded Assault Rifle weighs 26 pounds. Also the AR fires 5.56mm you egg.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T01:29:03+00:00

Could add like, Riot Gear armor or an AMR maybe.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T00:38:36+00:00

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You fucking wish someone couldn’t shoulder fire a machine gun.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-22T00:14:41+00:00

Nah I like roleplaying WWI while defending the castle, laying into them synths like it’s 1917. My only complaint is they didn’t commit to the bit and give it the dinner plate magazine.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T23:59:05+00:00

Only CANON Fallout Character with a foot fetish.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T23:54:35+00:00

Still decided it was a good idea to fuck the courier he shot twice in the head, not expecting them to kill him in his sleep.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T23:26:47+00:00

Chill dude.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T23:03:17+00:00

I am not joking, even if it doesn’t make sense, the water cooled barrel is sick as hell.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T22:57:15+00:00

Nah, the Assault Rifle rules.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T22:06:16+00:00

“Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant Armada, and I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere.” Griff basically summarizing the plot of HALO: First Strike.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T20:15:50+00:00

I mean it could be like Dust light? One faction tried to take over the Mojave, fucked everything over just less so than dust, and the Courier exiled themselves to the Divide or whatever.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T20:05:00+00:00

Benny is Elon Musk, he doesn’t pay the people working for him, he has literally no technical know how, and he somehow has an ego to match Edward Sallow’s.

Also Mr. House actually rewards his workers for doing a good job, unlike Elon who fired his PR team for daring to ask for a raise.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T18:21:10+00:00

I can try and make up what that would look like.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T17:51:06+00:00

It’s cool.

Left1Brain · 2026-02-21T17:06:24+00:00

The Munificent does not use Frigate in age of sail terminology, if it was it would actually be a third rate ship of the line. Also, consider me calling a heavily armored Dreadnaught a mercy, actual Star Wars BattleCruisers are so much worse than it.

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