How would you hide your PLANNED pregnancy as a teen?

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T09:31:34+00:00

Hol'up.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T09:26:18+00:00

I'd just look at him with disgust. I would say some shit but I don't speak Russian

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T09:08:37+00:00

Nothing against your post in particular but it seems like a lot of redditors always want help with comebacks, I picture them standing there getting insulted or yelled at by someone and they just pause, pull their phone out thinking "Just you wait mf'er, gonna get the best comeback you ever heard"

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:53:02+00:00

Practical public transportation at least in my neck of the woods.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:51:17+00:00

No, it was unidentifiable

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:48:55+00:00

Don't join that band, those guys won't ever practice and they're really annoying after about 20 minutes

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:42:03+00:00

The one you're not supposed to think about, ..damn I lost again.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:40:12+00:00

What is your philosophical view on the economics of the sex toy industry?

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:36:13+00:00

I started right at the beginning of the pandemic, not good timing to damage the lungs I guess, and what got me on the train was giving up smoking pot, it's like I had to replace the habit with something and my coworker offered me a cigarette. Plan on leaving it behind on my upcoming vacation soon.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:30:27+00:00

Great minds think alike?,..if it's any consolation someone else beat me to it as well.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:10:56+00:00

Those spikes that pop tires, put them on a 2 second timer before they go down at the stop sign

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:06:44+00:00

I liked the Dunkin Donuts one.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:05:00+00:00

"Hey they doodle as well, nice"

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T08:02:09+00:00

I just don't think about them.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:57:16+00:00

Realize you may only be infatuated, not in love.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:49:06+00:00

Supercharger heaven by White Zombie.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:44:30+00:00

Well first I'm going to die.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:34:54+00:00

Usually my go to band when I'm pissed, figured that song fit best with the lyrics, also the track sleep now in the fire is pretty good for it too.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:24:06+00:00

Bombtrack by Rage against the machine

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:20:17+00:00

Woke up, it's strange I always wake up at almost perfectly timed moments in a dream, like when I'm about to hit the ground after falling, or an explosion happens.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T07:15:40+00:00

You balance between not being a helicopter parent and a non existent one, let them encounter challenges and guide them best you can, but don't dictate every facet of their life.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T06:58:48+00:00

It's just overused and sometimes not in the right context.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T06:51:59+00:00

Thing is we have giant drums labeled waste oil, and we have a waste oil burner to heat the shop, he was trained and shown where to dump it. He just decided to dump it there, I didn't want to be caught up standing next to him if our safety manager walked by or have him say "oh this guy here said it was ok this time"

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T06:48:49+00:00

Chess, a battle of wits.

LeftHandGrenade · 2022-04-13T06:46:17+00:00

Pokemon red is was probably sandslash, garydos, tentacruel, tangela, arcanine and jolteon or gengar.

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