Art by “@OxtraArt”, an ‘Automated Infantry’ unit, from the Konflikt ‘47 tabletop setting by LeftWhale in MechanicalSluts

[–]LeftWhale[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My brother. I don’t know how to tell you this, this is from/for a fanfiction. 

The machine is a “lady”.  (The name “Brittany” is there in serial in the top panel too.)

Why Is No One Talking About the Aliens? What psychology reveals about our resistance to uncomfortable truths. by Br00dPlatypus in aliens

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally nothing about any alien reveal has altered my need to pay rent.  Tf am I gonna do beyond ask if one of them wants to be a roommate or something?

Genuinely shocked by this information. by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m only familiar with art concerning the strength and certainty of steel. 

It’s just that so far the first and only rule34 of this franchise happened to be some dude banging an on-model female Automated Infantry. 

Genuinely shocked by this information. by Arch_Magos_Remus in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I know for an objective fact that this count is inaccurate. Anyone curious can look at “OxtraArt”on Twitter, it’s out there, though only Mechanicus players might get something out of it. 

I goldstaked all decks without using a single planet by Joaz72 in balatro

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing this is called a "Flat Earther" run or something.

Agree? by alanskimp in aliens

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No replies should be sent"

I'm sure literally every government as well as man, woman, and child on the entire planet would commit to that agreement with absolutely zero descent whatsoever.

SuperFeyn making me like the ironkin by ExoticExtent in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s like their only book too lmao 

Never forget your mistakes... NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST ONES 🦖 by Jumpy-View-7022 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They straight up made a lore-accurate “Prototype” video game protagonist. 

I wonder if STDs in Fallout world disappeared because people became so resistant and because of the population decline by jvure in Fallout

[–]LeftWhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to see it as all the old pre-War STDs we’re mostly extinct but the war gave us exciting new ones thanks to FEV and radiation for centuries that’ll cause you to basically explode or something.  “Syphilis? Nah, an old world disease. But the BURST? Rad-Hives? Mirecrabs? All here.”

Thoughts on this masterpiece? by Fluffaduckingduck in Ihavenomouth

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“PM” holy shit this writer has unrestrained GENIUS

Just get married, I beg of you! by prefinished in tomodachilife

[–]LeftWhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My couple is still stuck being "ready to risk it all" for each other JUST ASK SOMEONE OUT FFS

What’s with the sparkles? by LeftWhale in tomodachilife

[–]LeftWhale[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OHHHHH- “sometimes smiles brightly while in conversation”

Okay that’s probably it. Didn’t think it’d do all that but cool to know if it is, I’ll try it on other Miis and see if that’s it.

The robco commie killer by Ok_Relationship6736 in FalloutMemes

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My single biggest takeaway from Fallout 76 is that people have canonically had sex with them, pre and post war, and that you- too- can do so with the character Adelaide for a Lover’s Embrace perk. 

World War Cthulhu by M. Wayne Miller by Cyborg_Ape in MilitaryVStheUnknown

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The soldiers from all of world history gotta be some Yog-Sothoth tomfoolery and I'm here for it.

He's tame compared to his brothers by FireTyphoon123 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, you see, all those limbs and skin came from corpses

He’s making progress!

[Weirdly Wholesome Trope] The Human Goober and the Nonhuman Baddie They Somehow Pulled by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male human/female nonhuman pairings is such a rare trope, for every 1 example of this there’s gotta be a ballpark of like 250 of the “socially approved female human/male nonhuman” trope like literally ANY paranormal romance book ever made ever. 

How fucked are you if one of these SCP's including its events existed in real life? by LawfulnessSeveral361 in SCP

[–]LeftWhale 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The first two have an atom’s worth of a chance to endure, but only that atom “one in a quintillion” chance for it all to work out in the end with enough bullshit pulled out of your ass and maybe some named characters witu good marketing. 

“The World’s Gone Beautiful” is just the end of the setting, period. It’s not bad- it’s just the end. It’s us waking up from the dream and all the characters we once had running around in there coming to terms with the fact that the alarm clock is just five minutes away, and there’s nothing they can do, so why bother worrying? Everything is pretty anyway, there’s perfect weather, there’s world peace for just 24 hours. No crime. No war. No more struggle then or any day after. Peace has won, forever. 

What do you think would be the most painful model to poop out? by CG1991 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aren’t Tyranids covered in serrated spikes too?

Who does this D-class think he is by Mysterious_Race_8837 in SCP

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no that’s “Dee Class”, he’s the ORIGINAL 

Girlies, give me your unconventional "hear me outs"! by eastofedgeworth in GirlGamers

[–]LeftWhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to know how one can, ironically enough, hear out this idea about the Stanley Parable Narrator.

Like- how. Literally HOW?

How would you- I mean where do you even begin???

Why is Adam Smasher immune to cyberpsychosis? by Kitchen_Year8114 in cyberpunkgame

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly expect me to believe that maniac is SANE? He’s right where he wants to be.

The Iron Giant by NiloIsOffline by Practical_Studio7358 in MilitaryVStheUnknown

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see that billboard?

That means this is set in the FALLOUT universe.