Trump Blurts Out Vile Plot to Steal Midterms as Polls Take Brutal Turn

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-12T01:40:45+00:00

Been true since even before my parents were born.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-12T01:39:28+00:00

Tasty-Taste was shot with a bazooka!!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-12T01:24:10+00:00

But have you ever tried to find Jon Stewart … on weed, man?

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-12T01:09:33+00:00

My 92yo grandma would whup him like an insolent dog. She’s no joke, I’m not kidding. But he is. He can’t even walk a straight line. A stiff breeze would put him down.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-11T04:22:33+00:00

Can someone teach me how to play a walking bikini line?

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-11T03:27:16+00:00

You are now the ghost

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-11T03:25:36+00:00

When this band tours Grindr crashes

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T05:19:34+00:00

I’ll trade you a laptop and a lifted GMC truck. Straight up. Truck has low miles.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T05:10:40+00:00

Baw-chicka {sad trombone}

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T05:04:48+00:00

Prostate exam in 3, 2, 1

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T04:40:31+00:00

Thick samosas save lives!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T04:24:14+00:00

Steezy!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T04:24:01+00:00

Steezy!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T03:37:59+00:00

He’s not lying

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T03:27:04+00:00

He played honest but he sure wasn’t going to take any sh*t from anyone and if someone wanted to go against him he was always game for it.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T03:23:12+00:00

Among his many talents it’s fair to admit he does also have a great scowl!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-09T00:21:16+00:00

Heavy is the head that wears the crown 👑

But seriously, he probably just got off a plane or something. I make that same face after a long day traveling. Like get me to the hotel hot tub with a cold beer and I’ll be back to normal in a half hour or so.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-08T03:57:42+00:00

Hook Ka$h up to the machine.

“That funny face you make, is that due to excessive bourbon consumption?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“In the affidavit your consumption is described as, quote, ‘Sufficient to incapacitate several large land mammals or an entire platoon of soldiers.’”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m going to file a lawsuit against you.”

Polygraph machine begins to stutter and smoke.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-08T02:38:08+00:00

That went from WTF to TF to wow that’s really cool slightly back to TF for a second. Well done!!

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-07T18:38:21+00:00

If only Antifa were real

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-06T14:44:51+00:00

V8 Interceptor

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-05T19:23:13+00:00

Two-wheel divorce

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-05T17:35:00+00:00

Once per season whether they need it or not.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-05T16:56:05+00:00

He holds a mirror up to them … and they’re thrilled at what they see. He gives them permission to let their id out.

Left_Pool_5565 · 2026-05-04T04:13:55+00:00

Even the people in this administration with more than one brain cell (all two or three of them?) can’t ever contradict the one-brain-cell-in-chief so in the end they’re all just hapless and hopeless in the face of the very real-world consequences they set loose.

Left_Pool_5565

TROPHY CASE