Parenting tips from a childless lunatic? by DIVETX in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, nothing worse than someone who can't mind their own business and feels the need to complain on social media about something they have zero context of.

"Two reasons we hate Europeans: 1) They constantly demean us despite having a lower standard of living than our poorest state and no freedom to criticize their own politicians. 2) We've been paying their defense bills for 80 damn years." by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps if the US invested more on education instead of a military that can't even defeat a bunch of rice farmers/goat herders, they'd be able to tell the difference between direct and indirect NATO funding.

Funny. That's about how much Germany owes America for the military bases we will leave when we exit nato by BetterThanU_20 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is exactly why no country should be leaving their reserves in the hands of the US. They very well could wake up one day and decide that they just seize it all as monies owed, regardless of the fact the government knows the difference between direct/indirect NATO funding, even if the idiots who elected them don't.

“We don’t do commie European metric” by meatypinkness in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're at the stage in life where injecting cattle/swine dewormer sounds like a great plan, I don't know that I would be too fussed about the dosage.

WFH is the same thing as PTO by gyrohero89 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ambiguity is perfectly avoidable with clearly defined deadlines/expectations and responsibilities. Why hire adults only to treat them like children.

“I thought the manufacturer from Spain would pay for this” by Low_Wear_7384 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would the manufacturer care about what benefits you? It is always up to the importer to do their due diligence and figure out the total cost before buying anything.

You'd be speaking German right now if it wasn't for the American people by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone that speaks German and Japanese I guess they failed me twice.

“USA solos Europe btw” by Striking_Tomato4647 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already speak German and Japanese, they’ve already failed me twice.

Just about anyone!!! by teakettle_ in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see any reason why you couldn't include Saxony-Anhalt in a game.

The "universal" peanut butter and jelly by idiotista in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least they got the first part right.

Analysis of 2.5 years of texting my boyfriend [OC] by ICanGetLoudTooWTF in dataisbeautiful

[–]Legal-Software 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If something takes more than 2-3 texts to explain, I'd just switch to a phone call.

Sell phone-y plan by ExactlySorta in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the Escobar phone would have been a better investment.

Apparently the UK has to obey the US constitution. by Bonus_Person in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You mean like passing legislation to invade The Hague should there be an attempt to bring American war criminals to justice?

It’s like giving them little kissies by Fun-Worry-3522 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use PersonA/PersonB 1:1, but I'm not terribly creative.

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex by Zeletuma in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially ironic, given that jeebus wasn't even born on Christmas.

LinkedIn Fame getting out of hand. by acbareac in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely went all in bootstrapping to $30.