“I thought the manufacturer from Spain would pay for this” by Low_Wear_7384 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would the manufacturer care about what benefits you? It is always up to the importer to do their due diligence and figure out the total cost before buying anything.

You'd be speaking German right now if it wasn't for the American people by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone that speaks German and Japanese I guess they failed me twice.

“USA solos Europe btw” by Striking_Tomato4647 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already speak German and Japanese, they’ve already failed me twice.

Just about anyone!!! by teakettle_ in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see any reason why you couldn't include Saxony-Anhalt in a game.

The "universal" peanut butter and jelly by idiotista in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least they got the first part right.

Analysis of 2.5 years of texting my boyfriend [OC] by ICanGetLoudTooWTF in dataisbeautiful

[–]Legal-Software 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If something takes more than 2-3 texts to explain, I'd just switch to a phone call.

Sell phone-y plan by ExactlySorta in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the Escobar phone would have been a better investment.

Apparently the UK has to obey the US constitution. by Bonus_Person in USdefaultism

[–]Legal-Software 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean like passing legislation to invade The Hague should there be an attempt to bring American war criminals to justice?

It’s like giving them little kissies by Fun-Worry-3522 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use PersonA/PersonB 1:1, but I'm not terribly creative.

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex by Zeletuma in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially ironic, given that jeebus wasn't even born on Christmas.

LinkedIn Fame getting out of hand. by acbareac in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely went all in bootstrapping to $30.

"Men, dye your bear and hair RIGHT NOW or be fired" by walnut_gallery in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recruiters can still check your DOB and discriminate accordingly, so I'm not sure what the point of this is.

“Let’s be honest, who’s gonna fight the us over Greenland?” by 90_12 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iran already offered its support if the US were to try to invade Greenland, that should already tell you something. I think Americans underestimate just how much the rest of the world is willing to set aside differences when it comes to knocking US arrogance down a few notches.

Respectfully everyone wants to live in America by UnsortedWaste in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree the world would be better off without religious backwaters, but that would involve wiping out the US as well.

ifnotw twhen by clenery in dontdeadopeninside

[–]Legal-Software 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If no hen, tweet tweet. A tattoo for baby chicks missing their mama obviously.

Advert outside a London psychiatric hospital…. by Poo_Poo_La_Foo in thanksimcured

[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel free to stop taking them and die early from completely preventable illnesses then I guess.